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Souffle`d 

(1) Being fileted and suplexed at the same time. (2) Getting that ass straight beat down by a higher ranking person in a military organization.
Nick- "Man, I really hate that Sir guy, he's such a hobacious turd."
Michelle- "You better be careful talking shit about Sir he's like ten times your size."
Nick- "I dont care I think I can take.......
(CRASH! BANG! POW! KABOOM!)
Michelle- OH SNAP DRAGON! Sir I think you may have killed him.....
Sir- "Nah, I didnt kill him I just souffle`d the shit outta his ass. If I hear any more of you hobacious ass fools talkin smack you might just get double-souffle`d up in this bitch.
Souffle`d by lcpl boles June 4, 2009
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soufflé dick

Referring to a type of guy. When you're having sex with a guy and need to pay extra attention not to do or say something to upset him or be too demanding or his or is goes limp - falls like a soufflé. Then you have to start all over again and be very careful not to make any sudden movements or loud noises that will upset him. When a woman has to be passive and gentle during sex not to intimidate a man.
Why did you and Chris break up? The sex was not fun. He was a soufflé dick. Every time I got excited and told him to fuck me hard, started moving or asked to get on top his would lose his erection.
soufflé dick by JennyGotGame August 31, 2017

shuffle punk'd 

The phenomenon in which one thinks their iPod is not on shuffle (when, in fact, it is) because multiple songs from the same artist are played in sequence.
Steve: Hmm, that's odd. I thought my iPod was on shuffle, but I just heard 15 Beatles songs in a row... *Checks iPod*
...Wait a minute, it is on shuffle.

Mo: You just got shuffle punk'd!
shuffle punk'd by Mo's Friend Steve October 26, 2010

Travail de Souffle

Blowjob litterally translated into french from the english version of blow-job.

Blow = Souffle
Job = Travail

Gives a dash of class in this brutal world :)
Man, we were having this beautiful love moment kissing and caressing and then all of a sudden she gave me the most awesome Travail de Souffle ever !!!
Travail de Souffle by Killskate March 13, 2011

Douchebag Soufflé 

1)A person who is a leader, but who treats others as less than themselves, and who one might like to see fall from grace.

2) The absolute worst Douchebag.

3) Fucker or Mother Fucker
George W. Bush is absolutely a Douchebag Soufflé.

Macy's Day Parade Reverse Bidet Soufflé 

The delicately balanced art of getting a good ole fashioned mouthy while the female is taking a dump (a reverse blumpkin) while using a bidet to clean her bhole.
They japanese local was pleased to hand out many macy's day parade reverse bidet soufflés for the simple price of some eggs tyrone.

good shuffle day 

A good shuffle day is when you put your Ipod on shuffle/random
and it repeatedly plays good songs.
Hey Im having a good shuffle day because my ipods playing loads of awesome songs!
good shuffle day by j0s1f April 26, 2007
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