Sotir

1.An abnormally large and strong white kid usually irish.

2.A can of monster.

3.A spawn of saiten or chuck norris.

1."holy fuck i just benched 210 lbs.im a sotir!!!"

2."i drank 6 sotirs today and im hyper as fuck!"

3."that sotir is gonna drag me to hell and roundhouse kick my ass!!!"

Sotir by void zombie June 30, 2009

stirling 

When people open their vehicle doors to order their food at drive up windows yet roll down they’re windows to pay, it’s called a stirling.

Did you see that guy stirling at the Taco Hut?
Why did he open the door?

stirling by LilBitAlexis April 17, 2022

Stirlinged 

When one listens to Lindsey Stirling on repeat for so long that one's dreams are haunted by intense electric violin/Dubstep background music, resulting in one's sleep being constantly interrupted.

You: I'm so tired, brosephs. This has to stizzop.
Your Coworkers: What's going on, dawg?
You: I totally got Stirlinged again last night - woke up at least thrice.
Your Coworkers: Dayum... you really gotta stop listening to Lindsey on repeat at work, home slice.

Stirlinged by GrownUpAssMan August 14, 2018

Premature Satirisation 

making jokes about topical situations before it becomes socially acceptable

"that joke was too soon man"
"hey what can I say, I suffer from premature satirisation"

Premature Satirisation by kiwiluke July 24, 2014

Stirlingite 

A Stirlingite. A person supporting Lindsey Stirling. having the largest fan group known to Youtube, Facebook and Twitter. These dedicated followers of the amazing hip-hop, rock, dubstep violinist Lindsey Stirling go to extreme lengths to 'KSLL' (Keep spreading Lindsey's love). Every official Stirlingite has suffered from the disease of Stirlingitis, unfortunately an incurable disease but no one's complained about it yet. Being in the Stirlingite family is a decision no one could every regret.

Random Stirlingite1: "Hey, thanks for the add... but do I know you?"
Random Stirlingite2: No, but you're a Stirlingite, so am I, we're already mutual friends!"
Random Stirlingite1: "OH! Great! KSLL Stirlingite!"

Stirlingite by ToniSweden February 3, 2013

Satira 

The epitome of happy sunshine; this person is fabulous; natural ambience that draws people in from afar

Satira is Fabulous

Satira by poisongurl July 7, 2011

Good stir 

Vigorous sex

May not be the love of my life but it's a good stir

Good stir by Tonythetiler May 27, 2017