Sortum

Noun. The seasonal in-between when summer lingers but autumn has technically begun.

Example. It’s not quite autumn yet. We’re in sortum.

Sortum by JalapenoBoom September 3, 2026

Sorbumm 

Very much like the Parisienne institute of learning and excellent except that it is targeted towards the homosexual community instead.

Jasper was feeling great today. He put on his best brogues and sauntered out of the city. He had passed his Diploma course in Make Up and Shoewear with flying colours and could now work in the best fashion houses the world over. He was elated. He couldn't wait to tell his friends and family that he had passed his training at the Sorbumm.

Sorbumm by LiberaceHudson September 24, 2017

SortUlv 

A metal-loving thrashhead from the frozen depths of Norway. Likes virtual buttsex with Baronen or Nabbe, chilling on Spillegal and watching Naruto. Despite the nick, he's not a furry. One of the most badass persons the internet has to offer.

16:59 <SortUlv> Men det var bare en dum kjerring som ikke visste hvorfor gutter var fascinert av pupper
16:59 <SortUlv> Men ærlig talt
16:59 <SortUlv> Det sier seg selv
16:59 <SortUlv> Det er
16:59 <SortUlv> PUPPER
16:59 <SortUlv> Hallo

SortUlv by zOMGZERGRUSHLOL December 3, 2004

snortum 

the excess skin on the neck of an elderly person

Woah, the snortum on that old lady was gross.

Geez that man's snortum is so white

snortum by regatoni July 29, 2006

sortmentation

The action of sorting multiple things.

"He seems to easily mix up everyone during sortmentation."

sortmentation by Real_Logololl November 30, 2017

shortum 

makena short

u are very short makena, meaning u are shortum.

shortum by BigManTheNigManThatIsBig June 22, 2019

SLORTUM

Noun: A semi viscous substance found in Papua New Guinea; or dung beetles. And sometimes flesh wounds.
Verb: The act of making something semi viscous
Adjective: Close to liquidification

Noun: That SLORTUM is sorta gross
Verb: “Stop SLORTING the cake”
Adjective: “That’s one SLORTUM dog”

SLORTUM by Kit’n’Cal December 7, 2021