Sorrowgasm 

One’s heart is loaded with a sorrow feeling to an extent that it turns into a beautiful, glorious, orgasmic pleasure.

-What’s wrong with Tom? He’s been listening Zækar on repeat for hours now!
-He’s ok. He just wants to reach the absolute degree of sorrowgasm.

Sorrowgasm by tanargiceg April 28, 2022

sororgasm 

The extreme pleasure and excitement a girl gets when talking about her sorority, especially around recruitment season.

When the new babies were announced, I'm pretty sure Ashley had a sororgasm.

sororgasm by BruinROAR May 19, 2012

sorrygasm 

When you cum too early and you have to apologize.

Nick: Oh shit babe I just sorrygasmed all over your back
Rebecca: Are you kidding me Nick omg

sorrygasm by HowDoIBen_ March 6, 2017

sorrowgate 

Someone whom you hire to feel sad for you.

Sometimes you can even hire a sorrowgate to **pretend** to feel "down in the mouth" instead of your having to fake it on your own, like at the funeral of someone who was always a major a**h**e to you, and so you're actually GLAD to finally be rid of him in your life.

sorrowgate by QuacksO December 24, 2019