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Sororititus 

A disease that effects sorority girls on college campus. This illness is quickly reaching pandemic levels. The infection can start as soon as the girl is inducted into her sorority house.

The disease is easy to spot. The infected will walk around campus dressed head to toe in clothing that has their specific sorority letters.

To this date there is no known cure.
Guy 1 "Dude, did you see that girl on campus just now? She was wearing a tri-delt hat, shit, leggings, and flip-flops."

Guy 2 "She's got a bad case of Sororititus"
Sororititus by DJ Lotsa September 17, 2010
Words you can keep

sororstitute

A Sorority member who will fuck or suck for alcohol.
Jenna became a sororstitute shortly after shallowing a fat man's load for a shot of 151.
sororstitute by Nick and Jon June 10, 2006

Sororititting 

A form of time wasting, generally done on sunny, warm afternoons in front of sororities. Loud music from large speakers, commonly called "frat blasters", is commonplace, along with tanning and looling about last night's shack.

During this time, sorority sisters make a point of using "sis" language, calling each other BFC, referring to things as "hawt", etc. Bikinis are often worn. Flip flops and shorts are also common apparel.

The point of Sororititting is to "sis out", represent your sorority, try and show off for passing guys, get tan, and improve on sorority skills such as, but not limited to, facebook creeping. Sororitit can also refer to someone who participates in Sororititting aka sorostitutes.

Sororititting is commonly judged on quality based on hawtness, tanness (or paleness), number of shirtless muscular bros that join us, and time the sororititting began and ended with full participation.
Ex1: "Girl, we were sororititting so hard, what a good way to spend a sunny day."

Ex2 "Lets sororitit when you're done with finals, I'm ready to get my tan on"
Sororititting by LTA ETA June 5, 2011

Sororstitute

A cross between a sorority girl and a prostitute. Essentially a slut with an attitude and a moral compass.
I can't wait to check out the party tonight. The place is going to be crawling with drunk sororstitutes that I've been trying to get with all semester!
Sororstitute by BlkReign August 30, 2013

sororities and fraternities

When you cant make friends by yourself in college, so your parents buy you some.
Boy: "How are you liking the new school?"

Girl: "It sucks, I don't know how to make friends, so my daddy is sending me more money so I can rush in the spring and pay some sorority girls to be my friends."

Boy: "Yea, sororities and fraternities are the only way to go for us elite, yet socially inept good looking people."

sororstitute

A female who was, is or wants to be in a sorority.
Jesse is a sororstitute.
sororstitute by Steven_Is_Wrong September 22, 2005
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
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