Sophiaitis 

The fear of the Clucky Clucky Cuckus or chicken. more fear is produced if the clucky clucky cluckus can glow and have abnormally large toe nails.

BROOO im so stoned i think i have Sophiaitis and i cant eat chicken anymore.

Sophiaitis by homeboy69chicken dicken July 2, 2017

Sophia-itis

When you’re addicted to sniffing Vick’s VapoRub like a crackhead

Sophia has Sophia-itis!

Sophia-itis by SophiaBiggestFan998291 December 6, 2019

HIV-swine-flu-syphilitis 

An extremely deadly airborne disease that causes instant death to anyone whose IQ is less than 211.

It was first reported by a man who witnessed a pedobear with HIV rape a pig with a cold. the doctors first diagnosed him with HIV-swine-flu-syphilis, but decided to throw an "itis" on the end of it, to make it sound more terrifying.

Symptoms include vomiting, DEATH, sneezing, spontaneous erotic thoughts or images floating through one's mind, suicide, tourettes, and the sudden, irrational fear of being raped by a pedobear.

HIV-swine-flu-syphilitis can also be spread by Urban Dictionary.com. Thus, if you have read this, you may have HIV-swine-flu-syphilitis!

There is no known cure for HIV-swine-flu-syphilitis...and there will never be one!

HAHAHA, you have read this entry, thus you have HIV-swine-flu-syphilitis!

HIV-swine-flu-syphilitis by G-@non November 10, 2009

herpaghonal syphilitis 

The absolute WORST STD you can get. This is shit you get from a NASTY hoe!

"Dude, stay away from her, she's got the herpaghonal syphilitis!"

herpaghonal syphilitis by JeffJeffJeff March 17, 2006

sophistisketch 

Deep and profound conversations had in the company of friends when consuming copious amounts of drugs

Our conversations last night at our friend's house party were very sophistisketch - we talked about politics, philosophy, and sports.

sophistisketch by Knotty Nelson April 3, 2009

gana-herpa-syphilitis-human papilloma virus 

a bacterial infection that enters the body through the anus and in the end creates a colony of single celled bacterium that make the testis shrink.

Dan: i heard you got an STD Pat
Pat: nah man. i got something worse.
Dan: hmm? what are you talking about?
Pat: i was getting at my girl and we fucked six times and the result was not good. i got it. gana-herpa-syphilitis-human papilloma virus. my balls are only the size of an eraser top.
Dan: Shit! i feel for you Pat, dumb bitch.

gana-herpa-syphilitis-human papilloma virus by nighthawkdragon April 25, 2009

Herpa-gona-syphilitis 

A term used to describe the countless STD's one may have

Bitch please, everyone knows you spread like peanut butter.. You're just asking for herpa-gona-syphilitis.

Herpa-gona-syphilitis by kxe420 May 31, 2011