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"Lori was totally sloshed last night. She's still asleep..."
Sloshed by Babydoll75 February 26, 2019
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sloshed and kaboshed

When a girl gets drunk and gets laid in the same night
Last night after the bar I was sloshed and kaboshed
sloshed and kaboshed by kaboshed January 16, 2020
Consuming large amounts of alcohol to the extent that you are passed out with your head in the toilet.
I got so fucking sloshed last night!
sloshed by Demented Dust Bunny August 4, 2003
To get really fucked up or to be completely wasted.
You were sloshed at the party, you drank a whole bottle of Jack.

smish smoshed 

-Smish Smosh(ed)- Synonym(s) for drunk, high, wasted, or smashed, this term/phrase is typically used by prissy girls such as cheerleaders or sorority members. Often preceded by the word totally or so. To do in excess.
I got totally smish smoshed at the ditch party yesterday.

or

Put that drink down, you lookin all smish smoshed.
smish smoshed by Johnny Unitas September 15, 2008

Nut Soothed

Having a readily-available stress release when trapped in recurring, highly-tense situations, such as traffic jams or DMV lines.

Being nut soothed has the same effect of drinking hot coffee on a cold day, being distracted by good music or having a dog lick your face. It's not quite as dramatic as winning the lottery, being molested by your favorite porn star, or watching your football hero head-butt an annoying competitor, however.
"I am brain dead, stuck in traffic with rain. Nut soothed listening to Mahler's Symphony #2, "Resurrection" on the radio."
Nut Soothed by El Conejo Feliz March 13, 2010
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Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
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Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
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Palmela Handerson 

Your hand that you masturbate with.
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Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
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Blue Movie 

A pornographic film.

The use of the word "blue" to refer to sexually explicit content was first recorded in Scotland in 1824. "Blue" meant "lewd" because prostitutes dressed in blue gowns.
I found your stash of blue movies under your bed.
Blue Movie by Shayde79 January 20, 2011
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fache-couture 

French slang, which translated, means "bull's fashion" but basically equates to "hyper trendy" or overly trendy. Used when a person wishes to express distaste at the latest fashion trend/fad, because it seems that everyone has a certain item of clothing or is wearing it. This term is most frequently heard in Paris but is slowly spreading to other parts of France.
1. That Burberry scarf is so fache-couture.
2. That purple American Apparel hoodie is so fache-couture.
fache-couture by bkgmh46x0x March 18, 2008
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