Sooshed 

Sooshed is used whenever a person defeats someone in an argument, be it verbal or text.

Adam and John are arguing about a topic, and Adam wins as his side was correct. So he says to John, "Get Sooshed boii!"

Sooshed by CinnamonRoll7 May 20, 2021

Sloshed 

When a person is extremely drunk.

"Lori was totally sloshed last night. She's still asleep..."

Sloshed by Babydoll75 February 26, 2019

sloshed and kaboshed

When a girl gets drunk and gets laid in the same night

Last night after the bar I was sloshed and kaboshed

sloshed and kaboshed by kaboshed January 16, 2020

sloshed 

Consuming large amounts of alcohol to the extent that you are passed out with your head in the toilet.

I got so fucking sloshed last night!

sloshed by Demented Dust Bunny August 4, 2003

Sloshed 

To get really fucked up or to be completely wasted.

You were sloshed at the party, you drank a whole bottle of Jack.

Sloshed by Jarred's Sandy Vagina June 25, 2006

smish smoshed 

-Smish Smosh(ed)- Synonym(s) for drunk, high, wasted, or smashed, this term/phrase is typically used by prissy girls such as cheerleaders or sorority members. Often preceded by the word totally or so. To do in excess.

I got totally smish smoshed at the ditch party yesterday.

or

Put that drink down, you lookin all smish smoshed.

smish smoshed by Johnny Unitas September 15, 2008

Nut Soothed

Having a readily-available stress release when trapped in recurring, highly-tense situations, such as traffic jams or DMV lines.

Being nut soothed has the same effect of drinking hot coffee on a cold day, being distracted by good music or having a dog lick your face. It's not quite as dramatic as winning the lottery, being molested by your favorite porn star, or watching your football hero head-butt an annoying competitor, however.

"I am brain dead, stuck in traffic with rain. Nut soothed listening to Mahler's Symphony #2, "Resurrection" on the radio."

Nut Soothed by El Conejo Feliz March 13, 2010