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sookey

"...man remember that asian girl that i was with? that sookey was a trip"
by Kyle Moore April 19, 2005
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Sookey

noun
a person whose parents lived in Sooke when they were born, or has lived in Sooke B.C for 25 years to the day and can prove it.
Hey Norm, you've been here 25 years, you're now a Sookey, see Don at the castle, you get a free draft if you can prove it.
by doogers February 15, 2026
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The term used by homosexual, high, and/or intoxicated south americans when describing a great bargain or a fat ass that they would like to fuck. Also can describe short red heads and tall men with buzzcuts. Most know to occur in the supermarket.
A SOOKEY SOOKEY SOOKEY! These pop tarts are only $1.50!

A SOOKEY SOOKEY SOOKEY! That ass was fat! I would fuck that in a second!

A SOOKEY SOOKEY SOOKEY! Those dudes are hot! I'll take the tall one with the buzzcut!
by Brett Christian August 4, 2006
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Eye-sockey

Nowadays, it's more in the minor leagues that they play the old Eye-sockey.
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sooky

(adj.) Australian slang for feeling sulky and complain-y, with connotations of needing affection.
by Gauri August 19, 2007
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Smokey Bear Parade

1. An exceptionally large amount of Marine Corps Drill Instructors in one place at a givin time. Usually in motion. (ie. parade, march)

2. A Marine Corps recruits worst nightmare in reality.
Ohh my sweet-mary-mother-of-God!! It's a SMOKEY BEAR PARADE!
by Chattom, E August 22, 2006
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Smokey Time

A special time in which an individual goes out to take a little smoke whether its a normal cigarette or even the bong pipe. Smokey time is a time where the smoker devotes his/her heart to the smoke, and nothing can distract them from the wonderful effect it produces. Too much Smokey Time can result in Lung Cancer or getting high, which is why you should limit the Smokey Time to about 5 hours or less. Some people get too carried away while engaging in Smokey Time which frequently results in them smoking through important business meetings and other important events without eve realizing. Some people even smoke to the point where their mind is literally telling them to "Screw anyone else, just smoke me". Smokey Time is becoming a serious problem in the United States of America, as well as the rest of the world. If the government does not outlaw Smokey Time soon, the whole world will begin to smoke, resulting in world chaos and havoc. And as if Smokey Time alone wasn't enough, society in general (well the Smokey Time population and fans) have decided that it is "okay" to just throws their cigarettes all over the streets and onto the floor. This contributes to world litter, and more smoke being released into the air for innocent little pookies to smell it and get addicted to Smokey Time. Although Smokey Time is addicting, and it makes the body feel better while engaging in it, there are many more cons than pros when it comes to Smokey Time. Plz do your part by not joining people in Smokey Time. When, they have made it clear that they are going out to have a little Smokey Time, ignore them and think to yourself, "What a dumbass, he/she's gonna die" and just leave it at that. On a final note I would like to state that Smokey Time IZ NIICE! SCREW THIS DEFINITION LET'S GO HAVE SOME SMOKEY TIME!
Sid - Hey where is Uncle Joe going, he just got here?

Mir - Oh, he's just going out for a little Smokey Time, but he'll be back soon.

Sid - Oh I see. You wanna join him?

Mir and Kaba say in unison - LET'S.

Borat (from the corner of the room) - SMOKEY TIME, IZ NIICE!
by Mastie August 21, 2009
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