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The distinctive, mellow, slow‑rolling high produced specifically by the legendary pot brownies baked by Catherine Gouk.
Origin:
Coined by Douglas Gouk, “browndrift” combines brownie and drift to capture the warm, drifting sensation unique to Catherine’s homemade edibles. The term refers not just to the high itself, but to the shared experience, stories, and atmosphere surrounding those brownies.
Origin:
Coined by Douglas Gouk, “browndrift” combines brownie and drift to capture the warm, drifting sensation unique to Catherine’s homemade edibles. The term refers not just to the high itself, but to the shared experience, stories, and atmosphere surrounding those brownies.
I’m feeling the browndrift coming on.”
• “Those weren’t just brownies — that was full browndrift.”
• “Careful, Catherine’s browndrift hits in waves.”
• “Those weren’t just brownies — that was full browndrift.”
• “Careful, Catherine’s browndrift hits in waves.”
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A person who claims religious belief but only appears at weddings, funerals, baptisms, and other major ceremonies — never in the ordinary life of the faith. A ceremony‑only believer.
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Coined by Douglas Gouk, “ceremite” blends ceremony with the suffix ‑ite (denoting a follower or member). It describes someone whose religious identity exists only during formal occasions, not in daily practice. A ceremite performs belief rather than lives it.
A person who claims religious belief but only appears at weddings, funerals, baptisms, and other major ceremonies — never in the ordinary life of the faith. A ceremony‑only believer.
Origin:
Coined by Douglas Gouk, “ceremite” blends ceremony with the suffix ‑ite (denoting a follower or member). It describes someone whose religious identity exists only during formal occasions, not in daily practice. A ceremite performs belief rather than lives it.
• “He says he’s devout, but he’s a total ceremite.”
• “The church was full of ceremites at the wedding.”
• “She’s a Christmas ceremite — disappears the rest of the year.”
• “The church was full of ceremites at the wedding.”
• “She’s a Christmas ceremite — disappears the rest of the year.”
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Get the Goukstone mug.A person who’s widely disliked but still invited everywhere because they’ve got money, toys, or status—most notably a golf cart they treat like a crown jewel.
Someone whose social power comes not from charm or competence, but from rolling up in a tricked‑out cart like they own the cul‑de‑sac.
Someone whose social power comes not from charm or competence, but from rolling up in a tricked‑out cart like they own the cul‑de‑sac.
“Yeah, nobody can stand Brent, but he’s the only one with a four‑seater and a cooler rack, so we tolerate the cartocrat.”
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Get the cartocrat mug.1. A person who gets way too into a browndrift—the warm, creeping, pot‑brownie high that sneaks up like a chocolate‑flavoured fog—treating it like a spiritual event instead of a casual edible.
2. Someone who hits that brownie buzz and immediately becomes a philosopher, a snack sommelier, or a couch‑bound visionary.
2. Someone who hits that brownie buzz and immediately becomes a philosopher, a snack sommelier, or a couch‑bound visionary.
Example:
“Give Maya half a brownie, and she turns into a total driftlush—next thing you know, she’s explaining the cosmic meaning of pretzels.”
“Give Maya half a brownie, and she turns into a total driftlush—next thing you know, she’s explaining the cosmic meaning of pretzels.”
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