A fart sommelier (pronounced /sʌməlˈjeɪ/, French pronunciation: sɔməlje), or fart steward, is a trained and knowledgeable fart professional, commonly working in fine restaurants, who specializes in all aspects of farts. This individual can smell and identify all aspects of a fart including beverage and food consumption, length of time "brewing", and identify certain digestional defects.
I am a fart sommelier. I smell a hint of sharp cheddar cheese with a taste of freshly squeezed orange juice, also a small sample of stomache cancer in your fart.
A girl who appears different from others. She's beautiful, smart, funny, and will be the best friend you can ever have. Sommer's tend to love to play video games with their friends. However if you ever fall for a Sommer, unlike most girls, Sommer's are usually very hard to get. Sommer's also have a hidden side too. They may seem bubbly and happy when your around them but when you leave her alone she is like a different person.
"Wow! That girl is different from the others, have you tried to make her yours?" "Yeah but she doesn't seem to want me, must be a Sommer"
solome is the nicest human on planet earth i swear. she is super smart and always cares about others fealings. she is such an amazing dancer and pretend to like my jokes even when there not funny.
omg is that solome she litrally is the nicest human on earth
Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”
Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.