something real 

Something you want that's gonna ride for u something that will be there for you

Man I juss want something real

something real by Icy ❄❄❌❗ March 26, 2017

slip up in something real fuckin tight 

sliding your dick up into a real tight bitch's pussy.

having your bitch slide down on your dick and its real fuckin tight.

"Yo Dan V. I just slipped up in something real fuckin tight last night son"
"Yo have you heard about Dan V. in Brazil? He slipped up in something real fuckin tight"

slip up in something real fuckin tight by Tarik A. March 1, 2005

something REALLY funny 

A object, event or series of words that contains high traces of hilarity, although this is occasionally used as sarcasm

Example 1:

person 1: <a funny sentence>
person 2: that's something REALLY funny

Example 2 (sarcasm):

person 1: <a stupid joke>
person 2: that's something REALLY funny

something REALLY funny by Peter B-B May 1, 2008

I'm a 20-something Hispanic man who has uncontrollable lust for women who spend over 100 dollars on collecting waifus and hours and realized that he can't collect a certain waifu due to random number generator 

Translates to I'm Josie, and 100 dollars is an understatement.

I'm a 20-something Hispanic man who has uncontrollable lust for women who spend over 100 dollars on collecting waifus and hours and realized that he can't collect a certain waifu due to random number generator is something you wouldn't say on a first date.

I'm a 20-something Hispanic man who has uncontrollable lust for women who spend over 100 dollars on collecting waifus and hours and realized that he can't collect a certain waifu due to random number generator by ManHandle669969 April 16, 2017

It’s really quite something 

It’s really quite something: is the ONLY thing to say whether you are Sad, Mad, or OVER THE MOON Elated about something. It’s multi function phrase for all generations!

Did you see the moon tonight?, it’s really quite something!!

It’s really quite something by Lipstick Lisa Fusco November 25, 2021

jerb 

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020