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Solo-Sexual 

Where you ONLY have SEX with YOURSELF. **(Not to be confused with a chronic masturbator! This is different.)** It's where you sometimes occasionally but not HABITUALLY "do yourself", because the alternatives have just LOST THEIRS GLEAM in the grand SCHEME of things.
Guy: "So , what's your sexual orientation? There's so many different ones I just kinda like to ask so I don't offend anyone."

Girl: "Well since you Asked, I'm Solo-Sexual."

solo sexual 

A person attracted sexually to him or herself
Bella: I love you brendan
Brendan: I love me too

Bella: Damn you're solo sexual
solo sexual by Just a fella February 7, 2015

Solo Sexual 

someone who doesn't get laid and has to resort to masturbating all the time
Peter: John did you get laid yet?
John: nope i'm still in the solo sexual class

solosexual 

adjective or noun. One who prefers masturbation over other forms of sex.
Gloria Stewart, actress and solosexual said: "I do not need a man. I am devoted to masturbation. I think it’s probably one of the most pleasurable experiences in life. I had and have no guilt whatsoever when it comes to pleasuring myself."
solosexual by hotwhispers October 28, 2009

Solisexual 

One who can only enjoy sexual acts with one singular, particular person. Has been unable to experience pleasure with all past sexual partners and cannot currently experience pleasure with any partner, with the exception of one particular person. Not to be confused with one who is against or dislikes sex with multiple partners (e.g. threesomes).
Janey has had sex with 10 guys in her life, but she can only enjoy it with Will. It's impossible for her to enjoy sex with anyone else being she is a Solisexual.
Solisexual by HandsomeGuapo October 29, 2020

solosexual 

Someone who masterbates a lot, but has absolutely no desire whatsoever to ever have sex with someone else.
Kelly became a nun because she is a very religious, Catholic, solosexual.
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
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The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
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A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
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When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
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