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The one-person card game, played far more often on the computer than with actual cards.
He can win at Solitaire on the computer.
by Diggity Monkeez April 25, 2005
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An exclamation made when your friends or family are teasing you to a point where you can't handle it anymore and a hissy fit is in order.

Derived from a YouTube user's famed outburst following Britney's lackluster performance at the 2007 VMA's.
Sarah: 'OMG Susan, I can't believe you are wearing the same skirt as yesterday. Oh, and by the way, EVERYONE knows what you did with Kevin on the weekend. Plus you look a little fat, are you retaining water?'

Susan: 'LEAVE BRITNEY ALONE!'
by Billy Chickenhole September 15, 2007
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The most played Windows PC card game ever made, since it comes with every fucking Windows computer.
by yup June 23, 2003
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Quite possibly the greatest game created by man. Can be played alone, which is absolutely badass. It's also pretty much the only thing a person does in computer class. Also when you beat it, the cards fly around like, fucking crazy ass birds!
Dude so what are you doing ritght now?

Suckin dick and playing solitaire man.
by AlexMykel February 02, 2010
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1. a card game played alone
2. the act of masterbation. can be used in code with cards, spit, snap, poker
by Katie March 30, 2004
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The act of masturbation. Originates from the card game of the same name, not only because the game is played alone, but because of the 'fapping' sound created when cards are placed on the table.
You assholes ditched me. I ended up playing solitaire seventeen times.
by Orpheus II July 17, 2006
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"I'm gonna go play solitaire."
"Why??"
"Cause I have know friends."
by readysetskate October 31, 2009
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