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Sokalification

Named after physicist Alan Sokal’s famous hoax (1996), in which he submitted a deliberately nonsensical paper to a humanities journal to expose what he saw as intellectual laxity. Sokalification is the act of using a single hoax or isolated case of fraud to dismiss an entire field, discipline, or mode of inquiry. For example, citing the Sokal hoax to claim that all social constructivism, postmodernism, or qualitative research is “nonsense.” Sokalification is a form of hasty generalization: one fake paper “proves” that an entire field is worthless. Critics argue it is an anti‑intellectual shortcut that avoids engaging with actual arguments.
Sokalification Example: “He Sokalified the entire sociology department by saying ‘remember Sokal? Your whole field is a joke.’ He had never read a single book on social theory, but the hoax was enough for him.”
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Sealification 

Ex.
Due to the the Sealification of Seals we have more blubber boots.
Ex. 2
Sealification is the recommended anhilation of baby seals in the U.S
Sealification by The Big Kitty Kat October 23, 2014

Soulification 

To justify ones soul purpose, the feeling of knowing what your purpose is and then being able to have it justified with tangible proof.
My purpose in life is to write music and now I have soulification because I finally have an album out.
Soulification by Soulification February 9, 2021

somalification 

Abandonment and deterioration of once thriving cities and civilizations, as warlords, drug lords and warring factions tear them apart. The definition is based on the example of modern Somalia as an impoverished, refugee-abandoned African nation without a working government and ruled by anarchy.

A description of the process destroying San Francisco, Seattle, Portland, Baltimore and other major blue-run cities in the US.
Person 1: Did you see the San Fran "Poop" app, this morning? Yeah, The whole Tenderloin district is shaded brown!

Person 2: The Somalification of Bagdad by the Bay; predictable. such a sad fate for a once beautiful city.
somalification by Schmerdtz August 19, 2023

abandonware 

n. software that is no longer sold or supported by the original publisher / developer, often found as free downloads on the internet because it cannot be obtained elsewhere. Not legal, but often seen as morally acceptable because the company that made it is no longer selling the title, nor releasing it as freeware, therefore abandonware is "keeping the game alive", so to speak.
Doom II is not abandonware because id still sells it, while The Incredible Machine is not sold, therefore is abandonware.
abandonware by Spoom October 24, 2003
Word of the Day on July 11, 2026

Foot prisons 

Socks. Annoying, sweat-causing, non-barefoot enducing, everyday socks.
The first thing I do when I take off my shoes, is rip off the foot prisons I had to wear inside them. That's why I prefer flip flops, even in winter!
Foot prisons by Jackalope Hunter December 13, 2022
Word of the Day on July 10, 2026

cornholio 

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).
cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003
Word of the Day on July 9, 2026