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The noise in which a penis makes while exiting the pants/underpants which keep it confined. The noise is audible if and only if the person possesses a penis with proper length and girth to cause said noise. The noise is usually accompanied by a loud bang as the male appendage hits and most likely breaks whatever is in front of it.

A schoomp may also be used to exit awkward situations.
Girl: Hey big boy, want to have fun tonight?
Guy: yes i would enjoy that.
Girl: show me what you're working with.
Guy: *schoomp*
Girl: Ow you broke my jaw!

mom: Son, i found this bag of pot in your room.
son: *schoomp*
Schoomp by Lord Goddard May 1, 2013
Related Words
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Shoombie 

– adjective, Shoom-bee.

A moron or slapper.
1. 'Oh.Em.GEE! You're such a bloody Shoombie!'
2. 'Shuddup you big Shoombie'
To propel quickly and quietly
The waitlist system automatically shoomps people from the waitlist into the section four times a day
Shoomp by Shoomp August 29, 2020

Shoomped 

The state of mind after getting no pussy.
Bro I didn’t get any pussy last night i should made a move”
“Damn you’re shoomped”
Shoomped by vibrater calvin January 11, 2020
This person is always cool. He is hilarious & will always make you laugh even if it is the most serious of times. He may earn the jealousy of many people, but will always be liked by all because of his taste in music, smiling face and mysterious eyes which are always hard to read. He is a great guy to hang out with... a person you can always trust and adore.
you are so hilarious... you are such a sohom!
Person 1: Who the fuck is he?

Person 2: He's the coolest guy

Person 1: Not another Sohom
Sohom by CoryWong November 28, 2018

Shim-shoomering

The act of shuffling sideways without lifting either foot entirely off the ground, for a dramatic effect.
"On a quiet night, you can still hear Old Fred shim-shoomering across town."

"Did you see Jess on the dance floor last night? She was shim-shoomering like a pro!"

"Forget the moonwalk, it's all about shim-shoomering now!"
Shim-shoomering by ConIII August 6, 2019