Sohom 

This person is always cool. He is hilarious & will always make you laugh even if it is the most serious of times. He may earn the jealousy of many people, but will always be liked by all because of his taste in music, smiling face and mysterious eyes which are always hard to read. He is a great guy to hang out with... a person you can always trust and adore.
you are so hilarious... you are such a sohom!

Person 1: Who the fuck is he?

Person 2: He's the coolest guy

Person 1: Not another Sohom

Sohom by CoryWong November 28, 2018

sohom 

An individual who gets no bitches, no coin, and has no car. Optimistic, but doomed to be a virgin forever

Damn, that dude is a total sohom; poor guy

sohom by wheelh8r December 3, 2024

David Shomen 

David Shomen is the Savior of the Larry shippers and Co. Captains aside from Captain Niall Horan!

One fateful night a certain blonde hair, baseball capped young man named David Shomen was taking pics at Los Angeles near Electric Fountain. He heard a certain Curly haired lads voice and recognized it to be...

" Hey, you're Harry Styles! Mind if I get a pic? "

Shomen noticed a shorter tattooed man hanging on his arm. He was looking fondly into Harry's eyes.

" Sorry man, its best if we not "- Harry responded.

David was a bit down about this, but tweeted a pic of them anyways.
* Time Lapse*

Davids twitter was soon suspended by the evil Modest Management.

The Larry shippers have all the proof they need.
David gaineds tons of followers due to the news.

David Shomen by Larry Stylinson Curly + Lou July 24, 2014

Shomukh

One of the cutest, most beautiful and hilarious people you will ever meet. She is so pretty but i think she doesn’t know it sometimes. You will love the way she smiles and laughs. She will always support her no matter what and when you confess to her about some personal things she will not judge you. She will always stick by your side no matter what happens. She’s also a shoulder to cry on and will always defend the people she loves.

Shomukh is the best thing ever happened to me.

Shomukh by Shomukh February 22, 2019

Sehome High School 

Sehome High School is the most pretentious, whitest, and hippiest school in the greater Bellingham region. Home to around 20 minorities and 1,100 white kids, Sehome really puts the "high" in high school. Boasting a large nicotine issue, many students enjoy the all gender bathrooms as a hot spot for sex and juuling. Home to SoundCloud rappers, bad admins, and many libtards, Sehome High School is the best school in Washington state and fuck the raiders, fuck storm, and fuck 12

"Have you been to Sehome High School recently?"
"No, I haven't been there since I was jumped for not wearing AirPods."

Sehome High School by mikelitoris_ January 11, 2019

shomer shabbos 

The Jewish day of rest. That means that you don't work, you don't drive a car, you don't fucking ride in a car, you don't handle money, you don't turn on the oven, and you sure as shit don't fucking roll!

Donny: How come you don't roll on Saturday, Walter?
Walter Sobchak: I'm shomer shabbos.

shomer shabbos by trarei August 6, 2011

shomoshaped

Slightly overweight, but not obese. Used to describe someone and is a polite way of saying "a little fat".

Guy #1: Who is Joey Garcia?

Guy #2: You know that guy who hangs out here sometimes, he has black hair, brown eyes and is shomoshaped.

Guy #1: Ohhhh, that guy.

shomoshaped by Lloyd Louison May 1, 2006