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soggy donut

a very old vagina that still can be sweet
person 1- man johnnys grandma is so thicc, im gonna smash her
person 2- enjoy your disgusting soggy donut Chris
person 1- hey a soggy donut is still a sweet one
soggy donut by Adem Balla October 23, 2018

soggy donut

When a group of guys stand around a donut and jack off on it and last one to ejaculate has to eat it!!
Hunter James Kevin and Peter were having a soggy donut and Hunter lost and had to eat it
soggy donut by jimmy and jack September 28, 2006

Soggy Donald 

Someone who makes a guy turned on while doing a moist duck face.
That girl is such a soggy donald
Soggy donald me baby
Soggy Donald by YOUASTAR April 22, 2015

Soggy Dong 

A wet Penis. Can be covered with any juice that your mind desires. Largely, the soggy dong is usually thought of as being covered in mustard, ketchup, or any other liquid used at your local fast-food restaurant. Once wet, the penis is usually dried with a towel or any other object that can bring the penis to a light wetness.
David-OMFG! Charlie had the wort soggy dong last night.

Brandon- Yeah i know, i was sucking it so hard last night.

David- Dude! Your Gay!

Brandon- (Unhappy Face)
Soggy Dong by Mark Koslow December 15, 2007

Soggy donut

When a group of guys stand around a bagel and jack off on it and last one to ejaculate has to eat it. It’s called soggy donut because the bagel has icing now.

Other names: soggy biscuit- where you play with a biscuit

Soggy Doritos- where you play with some Doritos
“Yoooo I was second last to cum when we played soggy donut last night and I was so scared”
Soggy donut by HelloFlo October 19, 2018

soggy donkey 

where a super hot girl gives connor andrew meade the shloppy woppy double hand combo and he shits himself for 4 minutes straight 🥶🥵
i’m gonna give connor the mother fucking soggy donkey
soggy donkey by jaarod April 6, 2019
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
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The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
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You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
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