soggy dick

The sensation of moistness on one's cock after coitus or self-induced ejaculation.

Fuck, I gotta be somewhere in like 5 minutes and I got the soggy dick!

by the_alex February 17, 2008

Soggy Dick

A condition that is arised after the penis is repeatedly dropped into the asshole of a man. The penis later becomes covered in poo, hence, Soggy Dick.

I woke up this morning to a soggy dick after I left my cock in my boyfriend's butt the other night.

by 2_Hot_4_U January 13, 2005

Saggy dick syndrome

When u got a saggy ass penis

Me: Aye u see my boy Trevor over there?
You: Ya?
Me: That motherfucker got saggy dick syndrome from fucking a saggy puss.

by sexhaver_69_420 November 29, 2021

saggy dick balls

them sloppy joes that drop too ur feet <3 😩

did you see those saggy dick balls?

yes bestie 😳

by nope not today. May 3, 2021

soggy bag of dicks

Being really mad

Hey Nick, how mad are you?
I'm as mad as a soggy bag of dicks

Nick nick nick

What a crazy guy

Went to work

Soggy bag of dicks

by DDbja December 14, 2013

siggydicks

A severe medical condition that affects females who look like men. Those with siggydicks will find themselves sprouting multiple penises in their genital region and are required to keep the growth in check with daily castration usually with garden tools such as hedge clippers.

We refer to her simply as siggydicks because we dont want to get too close to her.

by Professor Simon Foley February 20, 2008

Alickity Dickity Saggy Mitties

Alickity Dickity Saggy Mitties is an underground urban legend about a gay boy who can be summoned by a certain phrase/game.

He is well most known by this little poem by those who are victims of his crimes.

Victims of his crimes spend all of their time cooking up stew while being haunted by the who. Who is the boy, who has come for new toys. Piles of men, ten by ten. Hide your member, he was born in december. Coming to you soon, he will be nude. Run and hide, or your dick will die.

The poem associated with him is;

“*Alickity Dickity Saggy Mitties*,say it 3 times and he’ll be there like a kitty. To know he has came, just call out his name. Beware of your pickle, cause he’ll come to tickle. And when your not looking, he’ll use it for cooking..”

by urbanlegendteller August 21, 2021