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Having the runs unexpectedly. Being in danger of sharting oneself.
Bill: How was the caf?
Shaun: I had the sloppy joes.
Bill: I didn't see that on the menu.
Shaun: They weren't on the menu....
by A.G.T. March 22, 2011
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Jul 26 Word of the Day
Noun: a friend who is usually only called upon by a friend when a more primary/prominent friend is unavailable.

Taken from the term β€œsecond string” in an athletic competition situation. In football, if the star quarterback gets injured during a play, the second string is called off the bench to replace him/her. A β€œSecond String Friend” is essentially benched until needed, if ever.

Synonyms: Plan B, Second Choice, Secondary Friend, Benched Until Needed
I got a call from X the other night. She had an extra ticket to a concert she bought for a friend, but they couldn’t make it so she called me to ask if I wanted to go because I am her Second String Friend.
by Deus-ex-machina August 26, 2020
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A mixture of ground meat and usually a tomato sauce with diced onions and peppers and then served on a sandwich bun.Commonly Ketchup is used with the meat.Name is derived from the fact its a very "sloppy" sandwich to eat.
We had Sloppy Joes and salad for lunch today.
by Dewey D. Cimal July 22, 2006
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An urban legend.... One day this lady named Mary found out that her husband, Joe, was cheating on her! They owned a resturant together and she decided to close shop for the day. She invited his parents over for dinner for the following day and she then proceeded to murder her husband and turned him into what we know as "sloppy joes". After his parents had arrived and was served the Sloppy Joes, they ate up and asked where their son was. Mary then replied "You're eating him." and that is how the cookie crumbles, or how joe is chopped.......
let me tell you a story of Sloppy Joes
you better not cheat on me or I'll turn you into sloppy joes
by Liv.Sae March 25, 2011
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Xavier: Wow Kelly is so hot!
Bob: Are you fucking joking me? Look at her sloppy joes!!
by DooDooMan October 21, 2007
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oral sex with a large amount of bodily fluids used.
my dear synthia! that was definatly a wonderful sloppy joe you performed on me this eve'!
by rhinohed February 01, 2003
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