Softrocked

Casual, almost sad sex. Sometimes done out of pity. Occurs between friends, or co-workers.

It will take some time and pity, but she will softrock me.

OR
After I lost my job, wife, and house, my co-worker softrocked me just to make me feel better.

by Red Koimon June 16, 2009

shitrocked

A shortening of the phrase He/She got His/Her shit rocked. Meaning to get hit amazingly hard, or to be beaten bad in a sport or fight.

Did you see that kid get hit? He got shitrocked!

by Romanick October 16, 2007

Softrock

Jonothan Coulton Song... and probably something to do with sex. Not sure quite yet. In the song he's not very specific as to what it means.

"-to show how soft I'll be when I SOFTROCK you.-"

by homeworkbad February 19, 2009

SoftlockedUnderZero

A female known for making maid versions of popular characters and people. Loves playing fps games but hates anything related to rule 34 or furries.

bob: chl can you make a maid version of me please

softlockedunderzero: how large do you want the dress

by RisingDragon102 December 8, 2020

softlocked

When you done something so wrong to a person that is in love with you, that she/he will never want to be into a relationship with you / to progress with you in relationship.

Dude, I slept with her sister. I'm softlocked with her now, she won't want a relationship anymore with me.

by bogdi504 January 5, 2022