soft served

A particularly unpleasant poop from mass amounts of shitty beer or cheap alcohol.

Man that 211 totally soft served me last night and I crapped for like three hours.

by West S. December 1, 2009

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soft-served

The act of blowing a load out of your non-erect penis.

The first time I touched a girl's nipple I soft-served through my jean shorts.

by WisconsinBenjamin January 11, 2011

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Soft Served

The shape of penis without getting a hard on. Also see marshmallowing.

Man 1: Can you believe this?! Congolese(People from Congo) people have an average dick length of 7 inches soft served!
Thot: Oml! I want to suck on those all day long!

by Mr.StealUrGirl69 January 18, 2018

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The act of placing ones mouth around a males anus opening thereafter perform a reach around to clasp the erect penis (yogurt handle) pull down releasing the diarrhea (yogurt) from the anus.

Also known as TCBY (The Countries Best Yogurt)
*prep time:12-14 hours
Toppings aren’t required but highly recommended!

When one man puts his mouth around another mans asshole and reaches around clasping the boner or yogurt handle pushing down to release the diarrhea or yogurt right into your mouth.

I love when my boyfriend gives me his soft-served in the morning!

by 👊🏼👈🏼🙀 April 12, 2021

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soft served ass cream

when a woman is deep throating a man, and he hits her uvula with his cock. this causes her to gag and puke in his dick hole. afterwards, he procedes to fuck her. when he busts, and she creams, the man pulls out as the fluids drip and flow into her ass. the woman then shits in the man's mouth in a swirling motion.

I went to rita's yesterday. your mom gave me some soft served ass cream. it tasted like shit

by icecream, sex, larry, shit, sexy May 6, 2008

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San Diego Soft Serve

The San Diego soft serve is a sexual act that entails a young man consuming a series of laxatives, shortly after a young woman will reach through the young mans legs and pull down on his erect penis as he pushes out fecal matter in to her mouth.

Honey get the tarps, we are proforming the San Diego soft serve tonight.

by Rino1abc December 14, 2018

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