WisconsinBenjamin's definitions

Apollo 13

Moments before an accidental Moon landing you fart releasing unexpected gases that change your original trajectory. Upon new trajectory you notice how close you were to a moon landing and jury-rig things out of your gym bag to get yourself out of the situation as fast as possible.

I was bending over in the locker room but I farted and stood back up. When I stood up I noticed the guy behind me had his Charlie Browns all in my face. So I grabbed my water bottle and a sock out of my gym bag and walked to the sink like I was fucking Macgyver and pulled an Apollo 13.

by WisconsinBenjamin February 24, 2012

soft-served

The act of blowing a load out of your non-erect penis.

The first time I touched a girl's nipple I soft-served through my jean shorts.

by WisconsinBenjamin January 11, 2011