Last night while enjoying a booty call at Noelle's, I realized she was one of those girls who liked it in the ass for an extended period of time. I must of been in her ass for over an hour. When I got to work the next day I told Matt, my coworker, of my incredible night of Sodomania!

Bro since I got dirtpilled on Tuesday I have made sooo many worm friends and made them soo many little houses to get married in. Me? Lonely? No you’re the lonely one u lawn owning freak