sophomaniac 

Someone who believes they are smarter than they actually are.

I think I might be a sophomaniac, I just told someone Albert Einstein wasn't that smart.

sophomaniac by Keen elbow July 19, 2017

sophomanic 

The curse of being stuck at the first peak of the "Dunning kruger Effect" diagram. It's the irony brought to us by the overly confident and eternally stupid.

A unintelligent person: "I'm not sophomanic, I'm just incredibly intelligent."

sophomanic by Innisvysom June 1, 2023

Symphomaniac 

adj. - This is a term used to describe a band girl that mainly plays a wind instrument, however, she blows "other things" very well. She is addicted to sex just as much as she is committed to her music. They love to use their instruments on their partners in bed, but it is highly unlikely that they would admit to this due to it being frowned upon by their conductors and result in bringing about shame and disgust reflecting on the entire band. Symphos are known for giving the best, most unbelievable head, but because this type of girl is very rare to come across, most guys will refuse it knowing that head from any other girl will feel downright unpleasurable.

Holly: "Why haven't the fireworks started? The symphony ended ten minutes ago."
Cal: "There must be a sympho in the band."
Larry: "Man I got head from a symphomaniac once, let me tell you that is simply the best feeling in the world!"

Symphomaniac by HeadPoolieInCharge July 12, 2010

sophopanacorophorosausalisisaphaurashydroqualapedentahosiasynthesisationalequaturate 

Breast acid mixed with the average soda.

We did an experiment on sophopanacorophorosausalisisaphaurashydroqualapedentahosiasynthesisationalequaturate today.

sophopanacorophorosausalisisaphaurashydroqualapedentahosiasynthesisationalequaturate by AnonymousGayLord1234 July 2, 2021

jerb 

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019