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Sodomining 

A portmanteau of the words "Sodomizing," and "Mining," originating from the fact that sodomy is often referred to as "mining for little nuggests of poo."
"While I was sodomining your mum last night, I couldn't help but notice my foreskin was an effective tool for trapping tiny bits of poo."

"Would you like to go Sodomining?"
"Sodomining? Don't you mean sodomizing?"
"Yes, but you have a dirty arse and I expect a few nuggets."

"While my boyfriend was sodomizing me last night, I didn't feel bad that I hadn't washed, because he didn't even have the courtesy to give me a reach-around. Sodomizing? SodoMINING more like! Poor man."

"I haven't even sodomined a woman before."
Sodomining by bilegut November 18, 2009
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angel sodomizing stick 

The top branch of a Christmas Tree where you put your angel.
Mom: Little Johnny, it is your year to put the angel on the angel sodomizing stick.
angel sodomizing stick by scotty48 December 19, 2009

Sodomizing Gun of Truth 

The act of shoving a gun (preferably a rifle or shotgun) into the anus of someone keeping a fact from you, and then threatening to pull the trigger if they don't tell you whatever you want to know.
Michael: Damnit Jake, tell me who tea-bagged me at last night's party!

Jake: No! I'll never tell!

Michael: Then say hello to my little friend, the Sodomizing Gun of Truth!

Jake: Oh shit! Okay fine, it was that fag Redgy!

Michael: Wrong answer bitch!

Jake: No I'm a virgin!

Michael: Spread em'!

Shotgun: (BOOM!)

Jake's Anus: (kersplat)!!!

Michael: That fool, he should've known that Redgy was to busy giving that other queer Ben a Cleveland Steamer to come and tea-bag me!

Sodomizin Sam 

A man more commonly known as the Sodomizing Sidekick, alter- ego and henchman of the Fellatio Fag Fairy.
Sodomizin Sam definitely got his man this time; he's covered in cum all over.
Sodomizin Sam by Tronathon January 24, 2007

sodomizing the wombat

Fucking up so badly that you end up fucking yourself royally. Especially referring to politcal figures and American presidents who fuck themselves royally.
"Dude, I just totally sodomized the wombat that time!"

"Have you seen the latest news on president Bush? Damn he's sodomizing the wombat AGAIN!"

Sodomizing Gun of Truth 

The act of shoving a gun (preferably a rifle or shotgun) into the anus of someone keeping a fact from you, and then threatening to pull the trigger if they don't tell you whatever you want to know.
Michael: Damnit Jake, tell me who tea-bagged me at last night's party!

Jake: No! I'll never tell!

Michael: Then say hello to my little friend, the Sodomizing Gun of Truth!

Jake: Oh shit! Okay fine, it was that fag Redgy!

Michael: Wrong answer bitch!

Jake: No I'm a virgin!

Michael: Spread em'!

Shotgun: (BOOM!)

Jake's Anus: (kersplat)!!!

Michael: That fool, he should've known that Redgy was to busy giving that other queer Ben a Cleveland Steamer to come and tea-bag me!

Sodomizing Gun of Truth 

The act of shoving a gun (preferably a rifle or shotgun) into the anus of someone keeping a fact from you, and then threatening to pull the trigger if they don't tell you whatever you want to know.
Michael: Damnit Jake, tell me who tea-bagged me at last night's party!

Jake: No! I'll never tell!

Michael: Then say hello to my little friend, the Sodomizing Gun of Truth!

Jake: Oh shit! Okay fine, it was that fag Redgy!

Michael: Wrong answer bitch!

Jake: No I'm a virgin!

Michael: Spread em'!

Shotgun: (BOOM!)

Jake's Anus: (kersplat)!!!

Michael: That fool, he should've known that Redgy was to busy giving that other queer Ben a Cleveland Steamer to come and tea-bag me!