Socialcam 

Video sharing site that forces viewers to link their viewing activity to Facebook, spamming their friends and edging the social network nearer to the precipice of drudgery and eye-rolling tedium that has befallen MySpace, blogs, message boards, list-servs, email, and every other mode of communication.

Socialcam and these so-called "social reader" apps aren't viral, they're bubonic.

Socialcam by Talinus October 7, 2012

Socialtarianist Republocrat 

A combination of the terms Socialist, Libertarian, Communist(or Anarchist, Fascist or Capitalist), Republican, and Democrat describing one who's political views are inconsistent.

Mary Sue Margaret marched in the gay rights parade Sunday, voted against the pro gay marriage measure Monday, waved an American flag at the 4th of July parade Tuesday, and burned the same flag on Friday. Since I'm not qualified to judge her mental condition, I'll just call her a Socialtarianist Republocrat.

Socialtarianist Republocrat by Lord Baconface September 28, 2006

National Socialism 

National Socialism, National-Socialism or German: Nationalsozialismus is a philosophy or world view. National Socialism is based on nature. The belief that Man is a part of the natural world and that he is in no way separate from it. The belief that society should be structured in accordance with the laws of Nature.

Racial idealism is based on the love of your own people. Placing the interests of the racial community to which you belong ahead of your own personal desires.

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- Sir Oswald Mosley

National Socialism believes that all men are NOT created equal. Just as every individual has his own personal strengths and weaknesses, so each race certain qualities that make it different from other races.

National Socialism also believes in the improvement of your people. National Socialism's goal is that each new generation of children will be better off than the one before it.

National Socialism believes in putting the people before yourself. But there is a considerable difference in the socialism of Hitler and that of Marxist doctrine. Hitler saw nationalism as a patriotic motive to place the good of one's country before personal ambition.

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- Adolf Hitler

Nat-Soc Germany adopted the Swastika (German: Hakenkreuz), one of the most ancient symbols in the world. The Swastika represents the sun, the giver of all life. Even the Jews had their own Swastika. Today the Swastika is known as a symbol of hate, which is a lie.

Person 1: "I don't like National Socialism, I think it's too authoritarian."

Person 2: "I disagree, I believe a strong state is necessary and National Socialism is a good idea."

National Socialism by VolumeHunter July 14, 2018

Libertarian Socialism

Not an oxymoron. In fact, the term "libertarian" was first used by a French anarcho-communist back in 1857 to describe himself (an anarchist). The modern term libertarianism (economic freedoms) was originally called liberalism. The term "libertarian" describes liberty (thus, the term is also used to describe metaphysical liberty within philosophy and metaphysics), and the term socialism describes a society in which wealth is fairly distributed. Thus, it is neither a literal nor a practical contradiction.

A libertarian socialist would argue that a society based on such huge disparities of wealth is unfree. If you wish to enter into employment, you choose first and take orders later (as with liberal democracy). Libertarian socialists believe in voluntary association and economic democracy. This will allow the individual to reach his/her full potential.

The most famous example of successful libertarian socialism is the anarcho-syndicalist experiment in Spain during to Spanish Civil War, which was eventually destroyed by Communists and Fascists (see Orwell' "Homage to Catalonia" for excellent first hand reportage of this). At its peak, the anarchist union (CNT) had one million members.

Although sharing much of (if not all of) the Marxist analysis of capitalism, lib socialists vehemently oppose state socialism, especially the authoritarian socialism of Lenin, Trotsky, Mao and, more recently, the socialism of Hugo Chavez. The modern dispute between the two schools of socialism began in the First International, in which Karl Marx and Mikhail Bakunin bitterly argued over the road socialists should take. This dispute has continued ever since, with many Marxist regimes imprisoning, murdering (Russia), and exiling (Cuba) anarchists.

Modern advocates of libertarian socialism include linguist Noam Chomsky, historian and playwright Howard Zinn, and the Industrial Workers of the World ("One Big Union"), and the International Workers Association (of which the Spanish CNT is its largest affiliate).

Libertarian Socialism by Anarcho-Atheist January 16, 2009

market socialism 

A system where workers collectively own the means of production, and compete in a market free of capitalists. The Bourgeoise and Proletariat merge into one class.

Market Socialism is an economic system that takes aspects of Socialism and Capitalism, and puts them together in a balanced way.

market socialism by Skullwarriors July 7, 2015

Robot Socialism

the political ideology that unlike socialism have robots provide everything thus equally dividing the populous into engineers, programmers and scientists. as opposed to worthless jobs that have no benefit to the continuation of mankind. everyone is equal. everyone has a few years of community service they must contribute (5-10) but get to live out the rest of their lives enjoying the labor of the robots

robot socialism = socialism - labor

Robot Socialism by roboMarx July 16, 2011

Socialtard

A derogatory term for people who can only function in their daily lives through the use of Facebook, Twitter, and any other social media site.

Socialtards are ruining the intellectual gene pool of America by hooking up on Twitter and mating.

Socialtard by Jason Seraphi May 30, 2013