Sobervision 

To have a outside party who is sober looking over your every move while under the influence.

I just wanted to chill and work but I was under my boss's sobervision so I had to try not to appear intoxicated. I come home to sobervision everyday so I have to use mints, visine and deoderant. If you didn't (sobervise) me last night, I would have gotten arrested for sure.

Sobervision by SLOW.YOUR.ROLE.. July 20, 2010

Child Supervision 

When an older person, especially a parent, needs a tech-savvy kid to help him/her with computers or other electronic devices.

"Jimmy, could you send your kid over to help me with my facebook? Im afraid I might get a virus without some child supervision."

"Dad, if you dont know how many o's are in Google, why dont you just ask for some child supervision?"

Child Supervision by Randori April 18, 2010

Sober Vision 

The feeling that you are still sober (by the by, you aren't), while being more talkative, loud, and uninhibited.

Cause of sober vision: not drinking enough to actually reach the next level of hammered, or you've had a drop too much i suppose. Your opinion of the cause may vary based on what day of the week it is, and your level of alcoholism.

How to be diagnosed: there is no known way to self diagnose sober vision while it is occurring. A friend who is not drunk needs to be there to tell if you're afflicted with sober vision. Once full sobriety is achieved (after breakfast / lunch the next day) you may look back and realize that you were possibly quite a bit drunker than you originally thought you were.

When your debate with that guy escalated into mindless shouting I realized you were sober visioning.

Sober Vision by Hobo-KN November 1, 2010

Soberlising 

The act of immersing oneself in social settings, without alcohol

Are you coming for a pint, mate? No, sorry, I'm soberlising tonight with other mates

Soberlising by GoSober2017 September 25, 2017

Sobervisor 

1. Scientific term for the person he makes sure his clients are having a good trip while on drugs.

The sobervisor is joining a party and doesn't do drugs or alcohol. The sobervisor looks after the people who are on drugs or alcohol. He makes sure that nothing is going out of control.

1. Luckily, Jim is the sobervisor, because Johnny is having a really bad trip.
2. Khan, do you want to be our sobervisor this night when we're doing acid?

Sobervisor by Khalid&Richard March 24, 2017

Mall supervision 

Something the people born in the 80's having the rules/laws made never had to go through, and a double standard they would never tell anybody about.

People born in the 80's didn't have mall supervision going to a mall at any time of the day, including at night. They didn't have to have another adult or even another person to be with them, even if they weren't working (going to a movie or shopping). Teenagers seem willing to put up with a lot more bullshit these days than they were back in the early 2000's, they do just about anything that anybody tells them to because they seem to think it's right to be obedient under any circumstances, even if what the people making rules/laws is doing is wrong.

Mall supervision by The Original Agahnim August 3, 2021