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Soaperstition 

That suspicious feeling you get that someone else is in the room because you smell cologne or perfume, until you realize it's your new soap.
Who's in here with me? Oh wait, it's my new fabric softener. Just another crazy soaperstition.
Soaperstition by Prybar March 28, 2012
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Superstition

The belief in supernatural phenomina, concepts, or figures; the opposite of logic or knowledge or facts.
Religion is the best example of superstition.

Guy 1: Oh no, I'm gonna get ran over by a car!
Guy 2: Why? Do you plan to run into the street?
Guy 1: Uh, no! I saw a black cat running past me a few yards away on my way here. That's a sign something bad is gonna happen, and I'm scared of cars too...
Guy 2: Ok, you're just being superstitious. Next thing you'll tell me is that psychics are actually psychic.
Guy 1: But... they are.

Guy 2: -__-
Superstition by Grigori FTW July 16, 2013
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superstition

when you have a weird as friend who believes everything is bad luck .
"yo , don't touch that cat its bad luck for a year ;superstition for me is a really serious thing "

"da fuck yo saying fam"

Stuperstition 

That’s a stuperstition......
Stuperstition by grimreapersupra October 10, 2020

Superstition

Allowing imaginary factors to control your actions and/or beliefs. One of the main problems with superstition is that it cannot be scientifically measured, as it is essentially the opposite (and enemy) of science/logic/reasoning. Never let it in and you'll be fine.
Oh no! I believe in superstition and a black cat crossed my path! I guess I cannot go through that way! What should I do!!!!
Superstition by Space Wrangler August 30, 2021

Superstition

Superstition
-see "Religion"
Superstition
su·per·sti·tion
/ˌso͞opərˈstiSH(ə)n/
noun

"thou shalt not do this, that and the other or grumpy santa will throw lightning at you"
Superstition by seikavx July 19, 2021

Superstition

Stevie Wonder's greatest song lasting an amazing 4 minutes and 28 seconds. Sax by Trevor Laurence, trumpet by Steve Madaio. Single released on 10/24/72 where it reached #1 on the R&B and Pop charts. Played at the beginning of the movie I, Robot.
While seeing Will Smith's naked ass is a positive, seeing it while listening to Superstition is pure bliss.
Superstition by Lawlessness September 23, 2005
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Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
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the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026
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