Soaperstition 

That suspicious feeling you get that someone else is in the room because you smell cologne or perfume, until you realize it's your new soap.

Who's in here with me? Oh wait, it's my new fabric softener. Just another crazy soaperstition.

Soaperstition by Prybar March 28, 2012

Superstition

The belief in supernatural phenomina, concepts, or figures; the opposite of logic or knowledge or facts.

Religion is the best example of superstition.

Guy 1: Oh no, I'm gonna get ran over by a car!
Guy 2: Why? Do you plan to run into the street?
Guy 1: Uh, no! I saw a black cat running past me a few yards away on my way here. That's a sign something bad is gonna happen, and I'm scared of cars too...
Guy 2: Ok, you're just being superstitious. Next thing you'll tell me is that psychics are actually psychic.
Guy 1: But... they are.

Guy 2: -__-

Superstition by Grigori FTW July 16, 2013

superstition

when you have a weird as friend who believes everything is bad luck .

"yo , don't touch that cat its bad luck for a year ;superstition for me is a really serious thing "

"da fuck yo saying fam"

superstition by thebestbitchofalltime May 14, 2019

Stuperstition 

A stupid superstition....

That’s a stuperstition......

Stuperstition by grimreapersupra October 10, 2020

Superstition

Allowing imaginary factors to control your actions and/or beliefs. One of the main problems with superstition is that it cannot be scientifically measured, as it is essentially the opposite (and enemy) of science/logic/reasoning. Never let it in and you'll be fine.

Oh no! I believe in superstition and a black cat crossed my path! I guess I cannot go through that way! What should I do!!!!

Superstition by Space Wrangler August 30, 2021

Superstition

Superstition
-see "Religion"

Superstition
su·per·sti·tion
/ˌso͞opərˈstiSH(ə)n/
noun

"thou shalt not do this, that and the other or grumpy santa will throw lightning at you"

Superstition by seikavx July 19, 2021

Superstition

Stevie Wonder's greatest song lasting an amazing 4 minutes and 28 seconds. Sax by Trevor Laurence, trumpet by Steve Madaio. Single released on 10/24/72 where it reached #1 on the R&B and Pop charts. Played at the beginning of the movie I, Robot.

While seeing Will Smith's naked ass is a positive, seeing it while listening to Superstition is pure bliss.

Superstition by Lawlessness September 23, 2005