On October 16th, anyone that has a name, you grab a pancake and throw it in the microwave. Why? I have no clue, and to the people who dont have a name. Find a microwave and throw it at a pancake.
(n): A driving maneuver distinctive to Miami in which a car changes lanes by veering into an extremely tight space between two other cars at a dangerously high speed, usually without signaling. Can also be used as a verb. (Example: I've been squeezed!)
When someone makes dumpster fire mixtapes that leave the taste of old man coochie in the back of your throat. He lives in the dumpster outside the local taco bell, and who deep throats the backwood before rolling it with the shittiest weed youll ever experience.
Hey is that homeless women spitting BARS, Soflo?
Yes, that crusty piece of salami smelling shit IS Soflo!
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.
For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!