Snowpussy 

A person whos vehicle is entirely capable of making it to work when it snows but still chooses not to.

Boss: Where's Harrison?

Coworker: it snowed a 1/4" last night and he didn't come in.

Boss: What a snowpussy.

Snowpussy by Twhitelytwats February 10, 2020

Snowbussy 

As seen in the child's game, "Fortnite" is a snow-covered hole in the shape of a female's vaginal region.

WARNING! YOU CANNOT JUMP INTO IT!

Friend: Hey friend2, hide in the snowbussy!
Friend2: I'm trying but I cant! It won't let me jump into it!

Snowbussy by gacts February 2, 2022

snowpuss 

When a lady, typically drunk, pisses several times during an evening out and dabs her pussy to wipe the piss off it or when she wipes her ass. Sometimes in their drunken haze they dab too quickly and leave remnants of toilet paper in their ass crack or pussy. Those white remnants look like snowflakes

Dove into Sally’s puss face first when we got back to my place, should have worn a toque, bitch had a heavy snowpuss.

snowpuss by NSAssman November 10, 2018

Snow Pussy 

When a girl's pubic hair gets sweaty and freezes while she is skiing/snowboarding. Best served with a side of chocolate fondue.

Jamal: Man, that girl is hot.
Rashaad: Bet she's got a serious case of snow pussy though, it's fucking cold out here.
Jamal: I better get the chocolate fondue.

Snow Pussy by Jamal "da slinky bitch hater" Jenkins January 11, 2009

snow pussy 

A person afraid to participate in outdoor activities due to cold weather or snow.

Mike had his snow pussy on and decided to stay home, rather than going winter camping with his buddies.

snow pussy by dboarder January 10, 2009

Snow Pussy 

An individual that sits inside an excavator because he can't be a man and use a shovel while he secretly cries into his terrible towel when it snows or his steelers win as the cowboys lose!

Mike is such a snow pussy he would rather let the snow melt than clear his driveway and sidewalk as he watches his Steelers.

Snow Pussy by Distribution of beer February 8, 2018

Snogpuss 

When your guy gets a bit too intimate with your puss and thinks it’s just another mouth.

“Hey Karen, how did complaining to the manager go?”

“Fuck me, Janet, he took me to the back and gave me a me a big ol’ snogpuss!”

Snogpuss by Tomzablade November 25, 2019