5 definitions by Jamal "da slinky bitch hater" Jenkins

wiki-educated

Someone who mostly learns from reading articles on wiki sites.

Dude 1: Dude, I don't get it you're usually so smart but the president of Finland was not born in sweden and had a sex change... thats ridiculous.

Dude 2: Sorry man, it's just that I'm wiki-educated... you never know what creeps into those sites.

by Jamal "da slinky bitch hater" Jenkins February 11, 2008

Snow Pussy

When a girl's pubic hair gets sweaty and freezes while she is skiing/snowboarding. Best served with a side of chocolate fondue.

Jamal: Man, that girl is hot.
Rashaad: Bet she's got a serious case of snow pussy though, it's fucking cold out here.
Jamal: I better get the chocolate fondue.

by Jamal "da slinky bitch hater" Jenkins January 28, 2008

WiiGer

A person with a Nintendo Wii.

WiiGer: Man, this cool vibration on my guitar hero controller is sweeeeeeet.
Xbox 360 guy: Oh yeah, well I can download cool stuff online... loser.
WiiGer: fuck you. I have Mario.

by Jamal "da slinky bitch hater" Jenkins February 25, 2008

going mexican

To relax. The venture of relaxing.

Papa Bear: Yo bitch, what're you doing for break?
Hoe: I'm going mexican, might visit some colleges. I might even try to catch a case of snow pussy over at Loon.
Papa Bear: Nice.

by Jamal "da slinky bitch hater" Jenkins February 14, 2008

keepin' it real

To reach the boundaries of over-reacting, while maintaining sensibility. "Keepin' it real" should only be brought into action when something personal is being attacked, such as one's manhood, one's mother, one's moral code, etc.

Violence is necessary.

Guy : Bitch, what'd you just say to me?
Woman : I said your mother is an ersatz Harriet Jacobs.
SLAP
Guy : Bitch, I told you to shut your wiki-educated mouth. I'm keepin' it real 24-7.

by Jamal "da slinky bitch hater" Jenkins February 11, 2008