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Norwegian Snowplough 

Sex position where the you measure out a line of cocaine, then put the female in the wheelbarrow position and you blow her back out while she hoovers up the gear.
Just picked up a couple of bags, the missus is getting the Norwegian Snowplough later.

Colombian Snowplough 

When you rack up a line of cocaine on a girls ass but she farts before you get to sniff it and you end up with a face full of snow
I made a big line of coke on her ass last night but she farted before I sniffed it.

What happened?

My face was white and it looked like a colombian snowplough had gone past me

snowploughed

The process whereby one's own plans are shunted aside to make way for what someone else wants to do. The offender's act(s) can often go unnoticed, and "snowploughed" can be uttered (most commonly as an interjection) to make them (and anyone else around who will listen) realise just how appalling their selfishness really is.
M: So you guys want to go to McD's?
All: Yeah, why not
(Enter S)
S: Let's all go somewhere completely different for lunch today!
All: Yeah, why not
M: *sigh* .. snowploughed
snowploughed by MS March 27, 2005

snow plough 

To have intercourse with a woman after sprinkling cocaine on the genitalia to enhance the experience.
I got a load of coke on the end of my cock, rubbed it all over her pussy then slowly snow ploughed her. Absolutely fucking mindblowing!
snow plough by Charley Brown June 1, 2006

snowdoughnut 

the leftover of cum that was shot onto an asshole
That fag just left you a fat snowdoughnut.
snowdoughnut by BARS October 23, 2004

Smoploughing 

The act of walking whilst concentrating intently on your smartphone and not looking where you are going so that others have to make way for you.
Four people just had to move out of the way for that smoploughing Smombie.
Smoploughing by Bendon October 1, 2019