snow-flaking 

To use even the lightest amount of snowfall as an excuse for skipping work/social events/commitments due to "adverse travel conditions".

Look, snow! Thats it dude, grab the weed and the sledge, im snow-flaking work tomorrow!

snow-flaking by Quarlmarx January 10, 2010

Snow-flaking 

Verb: The act of opening ones mouth and sticking out their tongue to catch ejaculate flying through the air. (like catching a snowflake on the tongue) Often followed up by "snowballing" it into another's mouth during sexual congress.

Oh my God!, I went into Logan's room to see if he was ready for school.. I opened the door and caught him snow-flaking into his own mouth...

Snow-flaking by XxShaDynastyxX May 22, 2025

Snow Flaking 

Verb - Using any situation that one does not get what they want to call others out for bullying.

Sarah - “She went to her supervisor and said that we were bullying her. All because she was too late to sign up for the activity she wanted.”
Alana - “Oh shit! That bitch is snow flaking us! We just got snow flaked.”

Snow Flaking by RD PS September 24, 2019

Snow flakin 

When a black person dates a white person.

"Yo dawg! You better not be snow flakin, those whities aint nuttin but trouble"

Snow flakin by Clueless_dude August 11, 2006

snowflakin 

The attitude and lifestyle of every good squirrel. If a squirrel is snowflakin', then given squirrel must never goat around.

Bystander 1: "Why is that squirrel so damn cool?"
Bystander 2: "Because he's always straight snowflakin'!"

snowflakin by Mama Squirrel January 9, 2009

Snowflaking 

The act of using Logical Fallacies (e.g. Straw Man Arguments, False Equivalencies, etc.) to generate a perceived slight which is used by the author to manufacture personal outrage and mount a vitriolic defense against something they themselves invented. Often used on Social Media platforms and in online forums as a form of Trolling.

Also see: Snowflake, Attention-Whore

Actual Example:
Initial Comment: Imagine if all of this effort and passion resisting Equity policies was actually put toward creating a system that supported our BIPOC community.

SF Response: I don’t have to answer questions. Especially not to people who respond with racism. I’m just a racist apparently. Love tonight’s equity meeting. It showed just how racist this whole thing truly is.

Usage in a sentence: "Wow, did you catch her response? We were talking about racial equity and she just started snowflaking that everyone was calling her a racist because she was against it. Where the fuck did that come from?!

Snowflaking by Maudite June 9, 2021

Snowflaking The Teapot 

A sexual act where whilst the man teabags his partner he ejaculates on their torso.

Would you like to snowflake the teapot tonight love?

Ah lads, I was in the middle of snowflaking the teapot last night when her mum walked in

Snowflaking The Teapot by 9 leighton terrace June 7, 2009