Snow goggles

Thinking a girl is good looking in snow gear but looks like a snow monster without it.

"Snow goggles are killing me! I thought the girl I met was hot in all her gear. She looked like a yeti back at the cabin after she took her gear off."

Snow goggles by trotheus1 January 8, 2010

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Snow Goggles

When a girl with glasses get's jizz on her glasses.

Come here snow goggles.

Snow Goggles by SiL3Nt-J July 16, 2026

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Snow goggles • Alaskan Snow Goggles • Sami Snow Goggles • Arabian Snowgoggles • Snow Bunny • snow • snow blower • snow job • Snow Day • snow plow

Alaskan Snow Goggles

To ejaculate in ones eye, then placing you testicles in their eye sockets

Baby, I'm about to give you the Alaskan Snow Goggles

Alaskan Snow Goggles by gloKC4FANz October 18, 2008

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Sami Snow Goggles

A sexual act in which you give someone a Spartan Mask and proceed to fountain cum on their face

Yeah, i didn't have much spare time at the end of the day so i gave her Sami Snow Goggles in her A-frame and ran to the Beast and Boar for dinner.

Sami Snow Goggles by Flibbo Jibbo III October 5, 2025

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Arabian Snowgoggles

The act of approaching a sleeping or unconscious person from the back, laying your nutsack over their face so each ball is resting nicely in an eye socket, with your shaft laying over the nose.

Dave had pissed me off complaining all day that I had broke his aviators, so when he went to sleep I gave him a new pair of Arabian Snowgoggles.

Arabian Snowgoggles by BigDK87 December 2, 2010

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Skeef

To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.

"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."

Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026

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Hair spider

A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.

I was folding my clothes and a huge hair spider fell out onto my hand

Hair spider by Kmorsels July 15, 2026

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