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First, dial your drug dealer. Buy an eight ball of cocaine. Now. Travel to a house party and quickly chug eight beers wile staring intimidatingly at the guy next to you. Begin searching the household for the first girl who has to fart. Direct her into your friends bedroom. Tell her to lie on her face, pull her pants down, and to not scream as you sprinkle cocaine in and around her balloon knot like she was a funnel cake. Directing her to hold her flatulent in until further instruction, place your left nostril over the dusted starfish. Loudly and confidently demand she release her gas on the count of three. Upon feeling the anal spincter release tone, inhale through your nose. You just snortched that shit.
"What the fuck? Did you just snortch that cocaine out of my asshole?"

"Bitch, what the fuck you eatin'. That snortch tasted like turpentine."
snortch by Dr. MD May 2, 2010
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Snortch, to gain or achieve something
Hey look i just found 20 Euro, SNORTCH!!!
Snortch by Ru June 17, 2006
When you wear a new pair of boxers for the first time and you get little lint balls stuck in your ass hairs.
I gotta go pull these snortches outta my ass hair, man!
snortch by Shawn Collum August 16, 2007

Nostril Snotch 

The act of taking a man's full load of cum by a female(or male) up a single(or both) nostril(s) & snorting it.
"Jesus, was that high priced hooker was worth every penny we spent for your bachelor party last night, Rich! Did you see the way she could take a load of nostril snotch in one single snort! Wow, whatta professional she was!"

snortshire 

snortshire is actually the italian town of Milano where amongst all other problems of corruption and signs of economy failure also 1 adolescent out of 10 admit that tried to snort cocaine almost 1 timem in his life.
"hey kiddo where u from? snortshire?"
"Let's go to party in snortshire."

synonyms: sortingshire, hooverland.
snortshire by mave73 May 8, 2008
Someone who is a slut, whore, and a bitch all at the same damn time
Kasey is such a slortch for slapping Jamie and then T - Bagging her agressively, I hate her!
Slortch by Kered Nosliw November 28, 2011

snootchie bootchies 

Used as an exlaimation; Also, Snootchie Bootchies can be used as a suffix/prefix to any sentence, and can also be used to enhance a joke. This is popular with Jay from the duo Jay and Silent Bob. (See Snoogans)
Snootchie Bootchies, little nootchies!

Promise me that next time you bang your old lady, you make her call you Jay. Snootchie Bootchies!
snootchie bootchies by Banky March 3, 2003
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