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To put ones nose into another mans gooch
Snort Me by Jaqueefisisex February 13, 2019
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SHORT ME DOWN 

TO ASK SOMEONE TO SHORTEN THE LENGTH OF A CIGARETTE BY SMOKIN HALF OF IT AND THEN GIVING IT TO YOU.

ORIGINATED- WHERE ELSE- THAT DIRTY DIRTY SOUTH!
-WHEN YOU LIGHT THAT CIGARETTE Y DON'T U C'MON AN SHORT ME DOWN FAM?

-MAN QUIT BUMMIN.. SQUARES IS EXSPENSIVE THESE DAYS!

-OR-

-YOU GONNA SHORT ME DOWN?

- YOU KNO I GOT U KIDD
SHORT ME DOWN by J-HO 1984 August 13, 2009

No short mens for me 

In a deleted scene from "The Late Afternoon Show with Brando Cerrone", an extra is shown with her face cut off frame indecisively saying the sentence : "No short mens for me" for an 80's dating TV segment.
-Why did you swipe left on this guy? He's cute!
-No short mens for me
No short mens for me by amiracaca November 15, 2019
Helping someone obtain something, usually free.
Person 1: "Sort me me some weed g"
Person 2: "Here we go mate"
Person 2 would give Person 1 a small amount of weed for free
Sort me by Sharkytoaster June 23, 2020

short me out 

O.G. prison phrase that means "Don't throw down that cigarette when you are done, give it to me so I can get that last drag, or two".
Meghan; "Kylie don't drop that butt, short me out."
short me out by rnnrdad October 13, 2023

Short me up

Short me up means to leave me a few puffs on a cigarette
Yo, fam,that’s a Newport?
Yeah
Short me up
Short me up by AtlantasNewA January 20, 2026

Give Me Sport 

To create an article online designed purely as clickbait.
Going to do a Give Me Sport tonight to get some clicks.
Give Me Sport by Cymro1223 June 30, 2019
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
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Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
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city chicken 

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
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