sniffillis 

The cool way to say "addicted to powder drugs"

"Man I went to that music festival and got sniffillis all weekend"

sniffillis by Sniffillis December 5, 2022

Sniffillis 

A condition in which a Friday night substance takes up residence within one’s nares resulting in a crusty, blister ring around the nostrils.

I woke up with a wicked case of sniffillis, just in time for the Monday morning meeting.

Sniffillis by Vixenpatchouli January 11, 2025

sniffilis 

catching a cold after hooking up with a random.

"oh my god tiffany! i think jason gave me sniffilis at the club last night. i hope holly doesnt find out."

sniffilis by tina muff eater. May 20, 2009

Snifflles 

The biggest douche-fag known to all Steam gamers. He is known to mic spam, rage, prop spam/kill and minge up every RP and probably even a DM server in every Source game he visits. Also known as one of those high-pitched 10 year olds who has no friends.

Annoyed Player: Snifflles, stop hitting me with those damn stoves, I'm trying to build something.
Snifflles: NU! juts chill out
Annoyed Player: Grow up, queerfag.
Snifflles: NO U
Annoyed Player: wow, that joke is so overused. Get a life, fag bag.
Snifflles: NO U (Spamming the chat box)
An Admin has joined the game.
An Admin banned player Snifflles (Kicked and banned)
Snifflles: (turns emo and starts raging in Steam Friends)

Snifflles by afro-samurai August 23, 2009

Sniffilis 

1. Always sniffing the mucus back into your nose.

2. When you have excess snot running out of your nose.

I shouldn't have made out with that chick with mono, she gave me sniffilis.

Sniffilis by DidaJ May 3, 2013

snifilis 

An extreme, potentially highly contageous, case of sniffling

My girlfirend kept me up all night the other night with her sniffling, I think she might have snifilis

snifilis by Juffy Jufferson June 24, 2012

Sniffilis 

When you get a cold or sore throat after going to a strip club. Other symptoms include an empty wallet and blue balls.

One sniff of a strippers snatch is enough to catch {sniffilis.

Sniffilis by twill176 October 17, 2017