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Sniffillis 

A condition in which a Friday night substance takes up residence within one’s nares resulting in a crusty, blister ring around the nostrils.
I woke up with a wicked case of sniffillis, just in time for the Monday morning meeting.
Sniffillis by Vixenpatchouli January 11, 2025

sniffilis 

catching a cold after hooking up with a random.
"oh my god tiffany! i think jason gave me sniffilis at the club last night. i hope holly doesnt find out."
sniffilis by tina muff eater. May 20, 2009

Snifflles 

The biggest douche-fag known to all Steam gamers. He is known to mic spam, rage, prop spam/kill and minge up every RP and probably even a DM server in every Source game he visits. Also known as one of those high-pitched 10 year olds who has no friends.
Annoyed Player: Snifflles, stop hitting me with those damn stoves, I'm trying to build something.
Snifflles: NU! juts chill out
Annoyed Player: Grow up, queerfag.
Snifflles: NO U
Annoyed Player: wow, that joke is so overused. Get a life, fag bag.
Snifflles: NO U (Spamming the chat box)
An Admin has joined the game.
An Admin banned player Snifflles (Kicked and banned)
Snifflles: (turns emo and starts raging in Steam Friends)
Snifflles by afro-samurai August 23, 2009

Sniffilis 

1. Always sniffing the mucus back into your nose.

2. When you have excess snot running out of your nose.
I shouldn't have made out with that chick with mono, she gave me sniffilis.
Sniffilis by DidaJ May 3, 2013

snifilis 

An extreme, potentially highly contageous, case of sniffling
My girlfirend kept me up all night the other night with her sniffling, I think she might have snifilis
snifilis by Juffy Jufferson June 24, 2012

Sniffilis 

When you get a cold or sore throat after going to a strip club. Other symptoms include an empty wallet and blue balls.
One sniff of a strippers snatch is enough to catch {sniffilis].
Sniffilis by twill176 October 17, 2017
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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
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Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

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I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
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Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
Word of the Day on October 23, 2026

Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
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Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026
Word of the Day on October 21, 2026
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