Sneezy Poo

When you sneeze, and it feels like you have to take a shit during (or after) you sneeze.

You: ACHOO!
Friend: Ha ha, sneezy poo?

You: Oh gosh... I really DID have to poop.

Sneezy Poo by Til' Death Do Us Part December 15, 2009

Hover a sneeze poo 

when a lady is too scared to sit in a public restroom and crouches over the seat so she doesn't touch it. Then she sneezes and takes a poop all over the wall.

"damn the ladies restroom looks like someone took a hover a sneeze poo all over the place"

"sorry man but you got to clean a hover a sneeze poo today"

Hover a sneeze poo by porschegt636 February 14, 2012

poo-sneeze 

where you crap your pants and sneeze at the same time

Person 1: "aw man, I had to sneeze really bad but i pooed myself too!"
Person 2: "You just poo-sneezed my man."

poo-sneeze by hey77 March 27, 2010

sneeze poop 

A sneeze accompanied by a simultaneous and unintentional poop

After buying a maritime drinks package, Peter got hammered and sneeze pooped himself.

sneeze poop by cleananoos5000 March 17, 2013

poop sneeze

When one lets out a little sneeze and poops. Also can be called a bean sneeze. When you snizzle so hard your beans strain and piddle comes out so fast it hurts.

(On the balcony of the resaurant in Scottsdale AZ)

P: " Theres poop on my finger"
A: "What? Poop sneeze?"

poop sneeze by spidertots August 23, 2011

Poop Sneeze

When one has a massive need to take a dump, but upon arrival at the toilet. The need goes away.

I had a poop sneeze.

Poop Sneeze by Tdolph December 2, 2010