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Sneeky Pete 

When you are wiping you bottom, but the toilet paper breaks and you accidentally finger yourself
"Dude what took you so long in the bathroom"

" sorry man i got a sneeky pete and had to spend extra time washing."
Sneeky Pete by theglidemaster May 19, 2019

Sneaky Pete 

Occurring when a man, lacking in fortitude, continually spends time with a woman already part of a committed relationship without letting his true intentions be known, hoping that the woman will leave her current significant other, allowing the man to SWOOP in.
Nick: Hey, did you hear that Russell is doing the ol' Sneaky Pete?
Aaron: Oh, that's dirty!
Sneaky Pete by Bat_Man October 26, 2014

Sneaky Pete 

Sneaky Pete. To steal your best mates wife or girlfriend.
Did u here Dave is now dating his best mates wife Linda, he did the old "sneaky Pete".
Sneaky Pete by Freestylez October 5, 2018

Sneaky Pete 

The term for a man or woman who has a STD but does not inform their one-night-stand until the morning after.
J: "I had a great time last night Erica, and by the way you should get tested"

E: "You're such a Sneaky Pete"
Sneaky Pete by BKDC October 22, 2009

sneaky pete 

one who pretends one is a flaming homosexual in order to get close to ones girlfriend
boy that tristan sure is a sneaky pete!!!
sneaky pete by Dylan HARDYY June 11, 2006

Sneaky Pete 

Cheap fortified wine, in particular the type drunk by winos on skid row such as Mad Dog, Night Train, and Thunderbird. Winos often "fortify" wine with other alcohol, including denatured alcohol such as rubbing alcohol and sterno.
But you take that Sneaky Pete 1 stuff they're drinkin' nowadays. That's wors'n anything! Nah .... I would'n touch'a stuff! That Sneaky Pete drives a man crazy! And it ain't nothin' but cheap wine! That's all it is! You know that guy, crazy Mike, who's always comin'in here makin' trouble? He got that way drinkin' that Sneaky Pete stuff! I won't touch it. I wouldn't touch it if you give me all'uh money in the world! I wouldn't touch a drop of it! No sir!
Sneaky Pete by RevWaldo September 29, 2010
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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
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Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026

Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
Word of the Day on October 23, 2026

Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
Word of the Day on October 22, 2026
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