Sneeky Pete

the act of having anal sex and spitting on thier back(pretending to ejaculate)and when they turn around to kiss you, you blow it in thier face

I gave my girlfriend a sneeky pete and she got pist.

by lucas January 30, 2005

Sneeky Pete

When you are wiping you bottom, but the toilet paper breaks and you accidentally finger yourself

"Dude what took you so long in the bathroom"

" sorry man i got a sneeky pete and had to spend extra time washing."

by theglidemaster May 19, 2019

Sneaky Pete

Occurring when a man, lacking in fortitude, continually spends time with a woman already part of a committed relationship without letting his true intentions be known, hoping that the woman will leave her current significant other, allowing the man to SWOOP in.

Nick: Hey, did you hear that Russell is doing the ol' Sneaky Pete?
Aaron: Oh, that's dirty!

by Bat_Man October 26, 2014

Sneaky Pete

Sneaky Pete. To steal your best mates wife or girlfriend.

Did u here Dave is now dating his best mates wife Linda, he did the old "sneaky Pete".

by Freestylez October 5, 2018

Sneaky Pete

The term for a man or woman who has a STD but does not inform their one-night-stand until the morning after.

J: "I had a great time last night Erica, and by the way you should get tested"

E: "You're such a Sneaky Pete"

by BKDC October 22, 2009

sneaky pete

one who pretends one is a flaming homosexual in order to get close to ones girlfriend

boy that tristan sure is a sneaky pete!!!

by Dylan HARDYY June 11, 2006

Sneaky Pete

Cheap fortified wine, in particular the type drunk by winos on skid row such as Mad Dog, Night Train, and Thunderbird. Winos often "fortify" wine with other alcohol, including denatured alcohol such as rubbing alcohol and sterno.

But you take that Sneaky Pete 1 stuff they're drinkin' nowadays. That's wors'n anything! Nah .... I would'n touch'a stuff! That Sneaky Pete drives a man crazy! And it ain't nothin' but cheap wine! That's all it is! You know that guy, crazy Mike, who's always comin'in here makin' trouble? He got that way drinkin' that Sneaky Pete stuff! I won't touch it. I wouldn't touch it if you give me all'uh money in the world! I wouldn't touch a drop of it! No sir!

by RevWaldo September 29, 2010