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Cheap fortified wine, in particular the type drunk by winos on skid row such as Mad Dog, Night Train, and Thunderbird. Winos often "fortify" wine with other alcohol, including denatured alcohol such as rubbing alcohol and sterno.
But you take that Sneaky Pete 1 stuff they're drinkin' nowadays. That's wors'n anything! Nah .... I would'n touch'a stuff! That Sneaky Pete drives a man crazy! And it ain't nothin' but cheap wine! That's all it is! You know that guy, crazy Mike, who's always comin'in here makin' trouble? He got that way drinkin' that Sneaky Pete stuff! I won't touch it. I wouldn't touch it if you give me all'uh money in the world! I wouldn't touch a drop of it! No sir!
by RevWaldo September 28, 2010
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In pool or billiards, a "hustler's cue." A well-designed cue that looks like a well-worn house cue.
After the hot chick took my money shooting pool, I noticed the old cue she was using was actually a 'sneaky pete'!
by bagadonutz November 06, 2005
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Originally "Sneaky Pete (Is the Real McCoy)" was a song made famous by "Bull Moose" Johnson in 1948. In the song, he defines "Sneaky Pete" as a juice drink that'll get you fucked up.
SNEAKY PETE
IS THE REAL McCOY.
SNEAKY PETE
IS THE JUICE THAT SEEMS SO MILD;
AFTER TWO DRINKS
IT DRIVES YOU WILD.
by Mark Legion May 12, 2009
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The combination of a bottle of liquor and a paper bag used to conceal the bottle. Since a paper bag covering a bottle has become synonomous with alcohol, concealment is rarely achieved
Guy 1: Man I could use some hard liquor right now
Guy 2: Good news. I brought a sneaky pete
by AnthonyR777 July 12, 2006
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during sex the pinky finger goes in a girls ass without them knowing.
E: last night i gave my girlfriend the old sneaky pete

P: That is so wicked
by apeman2000 June 25, 2009
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When you fall asleep at the toilet and someone gives you a blowjob while you are sleeping.
Yo dude, I think Lucas gave me a sneaky Pete last night.
by Chaddington Thundercock March 27, 2016
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