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snatchburglar

A hooligan. Typically of the teenage variety that will abduct, embezzle, or misappropriate any vagina he comes in contact with. A ruffian who steals women from other males. A Thug or a Vandal, whose other objectives include vagina.
Dude what happened to your girlfriend....??? Goddamn Snatchburglars.
snatchburglar by digitaldebris December 13, 2008
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Snatchburglar

A hooligan. Typically of the teenage variety that will abduct, embezzle, or misappropriate any vagina he comes in contact with. A ruffian who steals women from other males.
Dude what happened to your girlfriend....??? Goddamn Snatchburglars.
Snatchburglar by Digitaldebris December 14, 2008

Snatch Burglar 

A person who cock blocks someone for their own benefit, as apposed to stopping a friend from making a bad decision.

It may be used in many forms
---Verb
-Can you believe I cocked blocked Jon last night. He is going to be so mad when he finds out I got with that chick instead of him. Damn I'm one sly snatch burgling son of a bitch.
-I hope that snatch burgling jock knocked up that girl last night.
---Noun
-Dude I got a disorderly conduct today, because I beat the hell out of that snatch burglar from last night.

Snatchburger 

A Hamburger so nasty that you would rather be eating a heffer's snatchbox.
(not to be confused with Snatchburglar)
Me and the MG-Boyshad a BBQ the other day and 2-litre Coke Bottle brought some snatchburgers to cook.
Snatchburger by MG Boys November 21, 2004

Snatch Burglar 

Your best mate caught eating your girlfriends snatch.
Don't trust that bloke he is a notorious Snatch Burglar
Snatch Burglar by SIRKOALA December 1, 2022
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'
stove by anthony willison March 18, 2004
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