Skip to main content

Snatchasauris

At 92 years old Gladus used a stone dildo to get her snatchasauris off.
by Richard (the goomuck man) January 16, 2009
mugGet the Snatchasauris mug.

snitchasaurus rex

Chaz:Yo, he told Mr. krumps i cheated.
Peter: What a snitchasaurus rex.
by rexify February 23, 2010
mugGet the snitchasaurus rex mug.

Snatchosaurus

(n.)
An extinct large reptile that once room the Earth during the Jurassic Period. They are thought to be the pussiest of all dinosaurs and were normally dominated by the Kockasaurus Rex.

It is known to have a long nagging mouth that would never shut up till the K-Rex came along and told the cunt to shut the fuck up and fix him his dinner. The Snatchosaurus is known for having a large gaping vagina that was constantly ripped to shreds by all of the dinosaurs, even the Chodedactyle.

They are also known to gather around the nest and watch the young, usually forming together to talk of nonsense till a nearby Trianaltops overhears and comes to give the whores a ass full of shut your fucking mouth and then put them back to work.

But there is one time of the month when they make even the great K-Rex himself hide away. Known to be the most fiercest of dinosaurs during this short period of time till it wears off only to reoccur till they finally fucking die.
Dinosaur 1: What u do last night?

Dinosaur 2: I ran into a couple of fucking Snatchosauruses and told them to get back to the fucking kitchen and fix me up a nice tub of fried chicken and Koolaid.

Dinosaur 1: Damn Straight.
by Obama Mogdan February 2, 2009
mugGet the Snatchosaurus mug.

snitchasaurusrex

A snitchasaurusrex is a giant snitch. This refers to someone who has in the present or past snitched on someone multiple times hence a giant snitch.
Goddamn, John is such a snitchasaurusrex, this is the third time he has snitched on me for skipping.
by Brick Tanlin February 19, 2011
mugGet the snitchasaurusrex mug.

snatchasaurus

1) Term of endearment for a woman who has just discovered she likes to engage in cunninlingus, so much so that she has a few different girlfriends or new girlfriends each week.

2) Nickname for a woman who has an insatiable appetite for eating pussy.
Lora you are such a snatchasaurus!
by Miss President April 28, 2007
mugGet the snatchasaurus mug.

Snatchasaurous Rex

An annoying snatch of a wife who likes to nag about everything and blow up for no reason because she is a psycho and likes to be a whore.
Susie is a snatchasaurous rex so i am getting divorce papers.
by fed up man March 13, 2009
mugGet the Snatchasaurous Rex mug.

Snatchasaurous

A creature that resides in the vagina and attacks penis when inserted.
Known weaknesses: summer sausage, crisco
She had a snatchasaurous that I had to tame with crisco and summer sausage
by Atkins March 2, 2008
mugGet the Snatchasaurous mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email