Swurfologist

One who has mastered and perfected the art of swurf. This dedicated individual can swurf on anybody at any given time and without reasonable cause.

I would try to fuck with P.Rhymes but he is a Swurfologist, so I'mma just fall back because my swurf ain't up there with his.

Swurfologist by Parallel Rhymes May 16, 2009

snarfologist

One who studies the patterns of random snarfers.

(snarfer is a man who goes around sniffing the seats of womens bicycles)

According to local snarfologist, snarfing happens primarily in the afternoon in the park. It is believed that many women bicyclists ride in the park then needing the loo, leave their bikes unattended. Snarfers have been photographed there and seem to be drawn to black seats the glisten with vaginal perspiration.

snarfologist by antie nae September 27, 2011

Swerfologist 

One who has mastered and perfected the art of swerf. This dedicated individual can swerf on anybody at any given time and without reasonable cause.

I would try to fuck with P.Rhymes but he is a Swerfologist, so I'mma just fall back because my swerf ain't up there with his.

Swerfologist by Parallel Rhymes May 16, 2009

snarfologist

Seat sniffing: A banal, but deeply seated appeal.

Person #1: Is that guy sniffing those seats?
Person #2: Yep. What a loser snarfologist.

snarfologist by nolongerhuman November 16, 2011