Much like a worm burner, it is a ball struck with such great velocity along the surface of the ground that it would "brutally molest" or skin the length of a snake. Usually applied in golf or soccer.
That awful tee shot that still went 80 yards was a real snake raper.
when you see someone you know and they offer you there hand for a greeting shake as one would at a business interview. However at the last second they try and do some fancy bro shake with you ending in epic fail on all accounts. This usually leaves the unsuspecting recipient feeling ashamed and less then a man.
(Situation: At the club in front of some girls and you get shake raped by a bro)
girls: hahahaha you totally fucked that up you must have a small penis
A game designed to cause public humiliation by vocalizing a desire to rape Professor Snape in his favorite sexual position which was unanimously voted to be doggie style. When a person sees a friend across campus unaware of their presence they yell Snape rape! As loud as they can. The friend yells Snape rape back as loud as they can to confirm they know the first person is there. Lots of onlookers then gawk at the pair for vocalizing such a weird request in public as a greeting.
When someone shakes your hand and unexpectedly caresses your palm with their fingers. Although the gesture is not always accompanied by a smile, the intentions of the shake n' raper are usually clear.
Luke: So I changed his oil and went to shake his hand and he gave me the old shake n' rape!
Jen: He did what?!
Luke: Yeah, he slowly stroked the inside of my palm with his middle finger and I swear he had a slight smile at the corner of his mouth.
A door wall is a sliding-glass door or patio door. The term is yet another example of banal Michigan vernacular, where in the residents latch on to company names, trademark names, marketing terms and product names from local companies. The terms become embedded in the local vocabulary and eventually become accepted as actual valid words and phrases. In this case the term comes from Wallside Windows in Taylor, MI (a large window manufacturer), where 'door wall' is their created word for sliding-glass door.
"Bob! John's gonna bring over them doorwalls from Wallsides on Tuesdee afternoon 'round two-thirty. Get 'er done!"
The measure of an emotional and over zealous consumer in an upwardly charging market, also known as a bull market. It's characterized by rising asset prices, increased investor confidence, and favorable growth in the markets, bro.
The frothability was evident as over-zealous consumers eagerly engaged in bidding wars, drivingproperty prices to unsustainable levels reminiscent of previous speculative bubbles.
A man who dates women with the sole purpose of exploiting their time, energy, and labor while he sucks the joy and happiness from their lives.
"That guy's a souldigger. He'll expect you to work full time, but you'll be doing all the cooking, cleaning, laundry, shopping, and childcare while he plays video games or watches TV."
A person pretending to be something they aren't, or an impostor. This is inferred because of the old alien movies where alien pods appear on earth and the "pod people" dispose of the humans and slowly reproduce the bodies, pretending to be humans.
The pod person was pretending to be my father, but I knew that he was an alien when he acted differently than my father ever would have.