Snake Garden 

A snake is someone who you think is sincere and really nice, but then turns out to be a backstabber.

Someone who acts like your best friend, but who actually is the opposite. When they gather in herds they’re called Snake Garden.

All the students are snakes. Tingvoll Videregående is a snake garden

Snake Garden by Albus12345 November 27, 2018

Frozen Garden Snake 

When a girl shits a giant turd in a bag.Puts it in the freezer,then takes the frozen hard turd out and uses the turd as a dilldo.

My x girlfriend is so lonely that she uses a frozen garden snake every night.

Frozen Garden Snake by Tyler Hall February 20, 2009

garden snake 

A common but incorrect variation of "garter snake." Other variations are "gardner" and "gardener."

Calling them garden snakes would make more sense if they were found only in gardens.

garden snake by Erin Catherine August 18, 2008

Garden-Snake-gasm 

A Garden-Snake-gasm is the orgasm a guy has when another guy makes you suck his cock and swallow his thick creamy load, before he takes it out after the dude has had a cumgasm from the wriggly snake massaging his prostate.

My cadet roomie, and a friend of his held me down and inserted a Garden Snake in my bung-hole until I had a Garden-Snake-gasm while I sucked their dicks!

Garden-Snake-gasm by USAF Cadet January 21, 2021

Albino Garden Snake 

When a white man whips out his member, and their partner is vastly disappointed and depressed at the lack of size, and pleasure from said member. In other words, much like an albino garden snake, it's useless, small, and not worth the time to mess with.

Ex.
Nicki: "Hey Jessica, I hanged out with John last night... of course we did 'the sex'"
Jessica: "oh wow, how was he?"
Nicki: "he's an Albino Garden Snake :("
Jessica: "I fuckin' knew it"

Albino Garden Snake by dix 'B' floppin September 4, 2017

snake of the garden 

another term for diarrhea.
refers to the Devil as the snake in the garden of Eden with Adam and Eve that tempted them to eat the apple of forbidden fruit (Bible story)

Wow, I can still feel the sting from the snake of the garden!

snake of the garden by Chris McYowzer February 13, 2008

snake in the garden 

term told to little kids when they see their parents having sex.

Now son , you saw the snake in the garden trying to find food in holes.

snake in the garden by DChap23 March 30, 2008