Snailbox 

Noun.

A non-virtual compartment into which government-funded couriers deposit paper communications. Assigned to one particular person or an entire family or group of individuals residing at a common address.

Evolved from the electronically-displaced term, "mailbox."

Speaker 1: I already mailed it to you!
Speaker 2: I'm not seeing it in my mailbox.
Speaker 1: No, check your snailbox! I used stamps and everything.

Snailbox by Westywordz August 20, 2013

snailboles moment 

when you do something so epic it cannot be put into words

That was a snailboles moment.

snailboles moment by gamer42000000000000000 April 23, 2020

snail box

Shortened way of saying "snail mail box."

(Getting back home from the mall with a friend, standing at the unlocked door) "Make yourself comfortable while I go check my snail box."

snail box by Deaf Drummer February 19, 2008

sailbox 

What results from the act of striking a mailbox with a bat or golf club so hard that it flies through the air. It goes "sailing" through the air, hence, "sailbox."

We drove by Trent's house last night with the crowbar, and SLAM! Sailbox!

sailbox by Mister Man the Guy September 22, 2004

Snailboy 

When someone is slow and when they droll every drop is connected in a line like a snails trail. They are healthy but slow at eating but they have mondo dukes. Also a snailboy only slides.

Look at that boy Tom, what a snail. That snail has a trail Tom. He is such a snailboy.

Snailboy by Mondo Candle July 9, 2018

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004