Snailbox

Noun.

A non-virtual compartment into which government-funded couriers deposit paper communications. Assigned to one particular person or an entire family or group of individuals residing at a common address.

Evolved from the electronically-displaced term, "mailbox."

Speaker 1: I already mailed it to you!
Speaker 2: I'm not seeing it in my mailbox.
Speaker 1: No, check your snailbox! I used stamps and everything.

by Westywordz August 20, 2013

snailboles moment

when you do something so epic it cannot be put into words

That was a snailboles moment.

by gamer42000000000000000 April 23, 2020

snail box

Shortened way of saying "snail mail box."

(Getting back home from the mall with a friend, standing at the unlocked door) "Make yourself comfortable while I go check my snail box."

by Deaf Drummer February 19, 2008

sailbox

What results from the act of striking a mailbox with a bat or golf club so hard that it flies through the air. It goes "sailing" through the air, hence, "sailbox."

We drove by Trent's house last night with the crowbar, and SLAM! Sailbox!

by Mister Man the Guy September 22, 2004

Snailboy

When someone is slow and when they droll every drop is connected in a line like a snails trail. They are healthy but slow at eating but they have mondo dukes. Also a snailboy only slides.

Look at that boy Tom, what a snail. That snail has a trail Tom. He is such a snailboy.

by Mondo Candle July 9, 2018