snagglekooch

a girls vag that excretes a bloody death concoction and stanks of rotting tuna and has the fangs of a thousand warewolves.

Misty: I sure hope you don't go down on me tonight babe. Look what hoodie did to JJ.

Jeren: Why not wifey.

Misty: You dont want my snagglekooch to rip off your dick. Why don't you just braid my bush.

JJ: Dat snagglekooch straight ma fuckin ripped of my dick jeren. Proceed with caution.

by doo mayne flo rida October 21, 2010

snaggletooth

That crooked tooth that makes that cute guy or girl even cuter, adding character and charisma. Also the crooked tooth that makes the person you dislike even more horrible in appearance, making you cringe or shrink away.

(Sigh) Tom's snaggletooth may seem like an imperfection to others, but to me it's irresistible.

by Xristobel November 9, 2018

snaggletooth

Noticeably nasty and or crooked-ass teeth.

DAMN! That girl got some snaggletooth!

by Dentist April 3, 2003

Haggleproof Snaggletooth

Something or someone that doesn't make sense.

Comes from the song "DeLorean" by El-P

Because the lyrics don't make sense

"Haggle proof snaggletooth fabulous 5 freddy
Krueger finger discount bliss lou retton dismount"

What's going on??

I dunno, it's a haggleproof snaggletooth.

What's this dude talkin about?

I dunno, he's a haggleproof snaggletooth

by ivan ooze February 23, 2010

snaggletooth tiger

A girl without a single straight tooth in her smile. Her teeth are crooked like a dogs hind leg and usually spaced pretty far apart. At least one or more of the front snaggleteeth are usually missing.

Damn, did you see that chick's grill. She's a fuckin snaggletooth tiger.

by N Jacobs July 13, 2004

snaggletooth

Rank teeth that look like lawn mower blades.

Matt has a snaggletooth and I can't believe that Dana can kiss him without puking.

by Snaggletooth haters December 28, 2005

snaggletooth

a person with a protruding, sharp, or crooked tooth. Usually found in the wilderness feasting on household pets.

Shit man, that twin is a fuckin' snaggletooth. I saw her eat a cat and nothing was left but bones. Fur and blood was flying like no other!

by BadDewd April 3, 2003