Smyer 

An extremely stupid and possibly hazardous act that was preformed for the sole purpose of entertaining stupid people, most likely friends.

Wow, rick just ran into a fence, that was such a smyer.

Smyer by Mr. fluffy pants September 28, 2008

neigh-sayer 

A hater- horse who does not impress easily and often rejects ideas and anything thought provoking.

Shapes and diagonals inverted exist in parallel universes. This was a notion proposed by a famous theoretical quantum equine physicist but his neigh-sayer (s) shot him down

neigh-sayer by daywalkz June 21, 2015

neigh-sayer 

A hater- horse who does not impress easily and often rejects ideas and anything thought provoking.

Shapes and diagonals inverted exist in parallel universes. This was a notion proposed by a famous theoretical quantum equine physicist but his neigh-sayer (s) shot him down

neigh-sayer by daywalkz June 21, 2015

smerb 

Short-hand slang for "Some Herb" - can be used in mixed company - at work, etc.

Hey man, I heard you were looking for smerb?

smerb by The Stash June 15, 2010

Smerbia

A small land-locked island in the South Pacific, somewhere near Norway. It shares borders with Argentina and Kazakhstan. It's like Serbia, but with an M in it. The Smerbian flag features its coat of arms, a raptor riding a bear riding an elephant. The raptor-bear-elephant cavalry of course is our only defense against flying sharks. For if sharks could fly, we would all be doomed.

The second verse of the Smerbian national anthem has no words. Instead, singers are supposed to hum nervously as if they've forgotten the words. It ends with a majestic kazoo solo.

The king of Smerbia took a lunch break 10 years ago and never returned, so since then Smerbia has become a republic state until he returns. Smerbia still retains a Royal Guard, an army of ninjas, to guard the non-existent royals.

Hail Smerbia!

Smerbia by CasaDeFruta June 28, 2010

SMSer 

A student who buys a mobile phone usually a Nokia, which is on a pre-paid plan, they also take their phones to school and never use them because these people never have any credit. They can only use their phone when there is a glitch in the network which causes free SMS messaging, at this time they spent all their time sending SMS's to other SMSers which wastes their battery so they can't read or receive all the messages their friends (SMSers) sent them. Most of the messages sent at this time blank messages which are sent to other SMSers to piss them off. Also the messages are written in internet language example, "Wat u doin Hav u sen n e 1 2da.” this language is altered and changed by all SMSer so that they can't understand each other. SMSers also send lots of money on shit overpriced cases and accessories such as phone lights with drain their batteries even more. These people are complete morons and think that having a phone means that they got a "life", but if you think spending your time sending blank messages is a "life" there is something seriously wrong with you.

SMSer: "Hey Bob there's free messaging".
Bob: "Put your phone on vibrate, shove it up your ass and get a friend with credit to SMS you!"

SMSer: "Hey Bob, look at my phone lights aren't they cool"
Bob: "Hold your phone with the lights on and stick your hand in a bucket of water."

SMSer: "I spent thirty bucks on my case and when I dropped my phone on my pillow it shattered and cracked my screen."

SMSer by PotatoChip May 24, 2003

Smyrna 'Stache 

A thin, lightly pigmented mustache that is typically sported by young men in or near Smyrna, TN.

"He has a great body but I just can't see past his Smyrna 'Stache."

Smyrna 'Stache by Baxtastic November 25, 2009