Smurkbook
A justifiably derogatory term often used to describe a workbook or training module deemed both futile and superfluous.
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smackbook
Facebook, the most addictive website in the world. Also 'crackbook.' In some circumstances, smackbook may be more appropriate to say than crackbook.
Yesterday I spent 14 hours on smackbook, which now rivals only my heroine addiction in competition for my free time.
"Hey man, I saw your girlfriend dumped you on crackbook! You are one pathetic loser!"
"Seriously, I am so done with this smackbook."
"Hey man, I saw your girlfriend dumped you on crackbook! You are one pathetic loser!"
"Seriously, I am so done with this smackbook."
smackbook by The Anarchist in the Library April 30, 2009
Related Words
skulkbooking
The act of browsing Facebook from someone else's account, typically a spouse, family member, or good friend. An activity commonly undertaken by one who does not maintain his/her own Facebook account.
Dude, how'd you know I was in N'awlins?
I saw on my girlfriend's Facebook page that you posted a picture of that "Huge Ass Beers" sign from Bourbon Street.
Shit, dawg, that's some shameless skulkbooking!
I saw on my girlfriend's Facebook page that you posted a picture of that "Huge Ass Beers" sign from Bourbon Street.
Shit, dawg, that's some shameless skulkbooking!
skulkbooking by herr detweiler November 22, 2011
Smugbooking
Using your facebook updates to try and show other people how great your life is so that they will envy you.
Guy 1: *on facebook* Wow! Great day surfing in San Diego! @Alex Dennis: "How many dollars in a sombrero!" Hahahaha lmao good times!
Guy 2: Why does he need to post that on facebook?
Guy 3: He wants people to click like and validate his post, indicating a symbolic acceptance that his life is better than theirs. It's a classic case of smugbooking.
Guy 2: Why does he need to post that on facebook?
Guy 3: He wants people to click like and validate his post, indicating a symbolic acceptance that his life is better than theirs. It's a classic case of smugbooking.
Smugbooking by Blargle Margle August 14, 2012
smackbooking
Any of several forms of jest, put-down, or smack talking about or between people on Facebook, where the parties appear to be verbally feuding.
John and Jason engaged in a playful bout of smackbooking on their Facebook walls when Jason claimed his car was faster than John's.
smackbooking by Konundrummer February 9, 2013
Serial Monogamist
Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.
Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.
Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.
Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.
Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...
Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...
Serial Monogamist by Goody2Shuze March 6, 2016
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