The act of browsing Facebook from someone else's account, typically a spouse, family member, or good friend. An activity commonly undertaken by one who does not maintain his/her own Facebook account.
Dude, how'd you know I was in N'awlins?
I saw on my girlfriend's Facebook page that you posted a picture of that "Huge Ass Beers" sign from Bourbon Street.
Using your facebook updates to try and show other people how great your life is so that they will envy you.
Guy 1: *on facebook* Wow! Great day surfing in San Diego! @Alex Dennis: "How many dollars in a sombrero!" Hahahaha lmao good times!
Guy 2: Why does he need to post that on facebook?
Guy 3: He wants people to click like and validate his post, indicating a symbolic acceptance that his life is better than theirs. It's a classic case of smugbooking.
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'