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smackbook 

Facebook, the most addictive website in the world. Also 'crackbook.' In some circumstances, smackbook may be more appropriate to say than crackbook.
Yesterday I spent 14 hours on smackbook, which now rivals only my heroine addiction in competition for my free time.

"Hey man, I saw your girlfriend dumped you on crackbook! You are one pathetic loser!"
"Seriously, I am so done with this smackbook."

skulkbooking 

The act of browsing Facebook from someone else's account, typically a spouse, family member, or good friend. An activity commonly undertaken by one who does not maintain his/her own Facebook account.
Dude, how'd you know I was in N'awlins?

I saw on my girlfriend's Facebook page that you posted a picture of that "Huge Ass Beers" sign from Bourbon Street.

Shit, dawg, that's some shameless skulkbooking!
skulkbooking by herr detweiler November 22, 2011

Smugbooking 

Using your facebook updates to try and show other people how great your life is so that they will envy you.
Guy 1: *on facebook* Wow! Great day surfing in San Diego! @Alex Dennis: "How many dollars in a sombrero!" Hahahaha lmao good times!
Guy 2: Why does he need to post that on facebook?
Guy 3: He wants people to click like and validate his post, indicating a symbolic acceptance that his life is better than theirs. It's a classic case of smugbooking.
Smugbooking by Blargle Margle August 14, 2012

smackbooking 

Any of several forms of jest, put-down, or smack talking about or between people on Facebook, where the parties appear to be verbally feuding.
John and Jason engaged in a playful bout of smackbooking on their Facebook walls when Jason claimed his car was faster than John's.
smackbooking by Konundrummer February 9, 2013
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'
stove by anthony willison March 18, 2004
Word of the Day on August 4, 2026

Walky-Talky 

A derogatory term for able bodied people or people that can walk. This definition was coined by disabled influencer Valerie Weber
Person in wheelchair: “look at that walky-talky over there.”

Friend in wheelchair: *looking at person who is walking* “yeah haha
Walky-Talky by odd muffin October 5, 2021
Word of the Day on August 3, 2026